The Visit
Apr 6, 2015 16:52:20 #
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down.
They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers, please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs.
There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.
Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers, please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs.
There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.
Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
Apr 6, 2015 17:08:36 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyze... (show quote)
Not nice. You will get AuntiE very upset.
Apr 6, 2015 18:08:33 #
bahmer wrote:
Not nice. You will get AuntiE very upset.
I'm afraid so. She won't take kindly to it nor will the other ladies I'm thinking. I tried going back and removing it, but was unsuccessful.
Apr 6, 2015 18:46:12 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyze... (show quote)
Believe me I have no lack of comment; however, discretion prevents me from making them. :hunf: :hunf: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :!: :!: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Apr 7, 2015 08:53:13 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
PoppaGringo wrote:
I'm afraid so. She won't take kindly to it nor will the other ladies I'm thinking. I tried going back and removing it, but was unsuccessful.
Well, that should teach you! Once a foolish thing is said, everyone remembers it for ever. A wise comment is soon forgotten.
SWMBO
Apr 7, 2015 14:41:41 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Well, that should teach you! Once a foolish thing is said, everyone remembers it for ever. A wise comment is soon forgotten.
SWMBO
SWMBO
In defense of PG, it is rare as hen's teeth for him to post anything which could be construed as less then totally dignified. He is always careful of presentation and writing. This is an aberration from him.
Apr 7, 2015 17:52:17 #
AuntiE wrote:
In defense of PG, it is rare as hen's teeth for him to post anything which could be construed as less then totally dignified. He is always careful of presentation and writing. This is an aberration from him.
And he is still chastising himself for this aberration.
Apr 7, 2015 18:17:13 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
And he is still chastising himself for this aberration.
This is not worth chastisement; however, your continuing belittling of My Alex is another matter. I may be forced to utilize the serious kitchen weapons. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :shock: :roll:
Apr 7, 2015 19:01:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
This is not worth chastisement; however, your continuing belittling of My Alex is another matter. I may be forced to utilize the serious kitchen weapons. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :shock: :roll:
Your Alex is too big for me to 'belittle'.
Apr 7, 2015 19:14:35 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your Alex is too big for me to 'belittle'.
but right now I am about fifteen pounds smaller than in those pictures you sent this morning thanks for sending them though
Apr 7, 2015 19:33:18 #
alex wrote:
but right now I am about fifteen pounds smaller than in those pictures you sent this morning thanks for sending them though
You have pictures? Is there some reason I do not have pictures? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
Apr 7, 2015 19:35:11 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
You have pictures? Is there some reason I do not have pictures? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
you have to talk to poppa I don't know how
Apr 7, 2015 19:37:00 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your Alex is too big for me to 'belittle'.
WHERE ARE MY PICTURES? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
Apr 7, 2015 19:38:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
WHERE ARE MY PICTURES? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
He sent them to me. :mrgreen:
Apr 7, 2015 19:56:02 #
AuntiE wrote:
You have pictures? Is there some reason I do not have pictures? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
You didn't receive them? I also sent them to you.
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