A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down.
They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers, please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs.
There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.
Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
PoppaGringo wrote:
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down.
They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers, please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs.
There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.
Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyze... (
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Not nice. You will get AuntiE very upset.
bahmer wrote:
Not nice. You will get AuntiE very upset.
I'm afraid so. She won't take kindly to it nor will the other ladies I'm thinking. I tried going back and removing it, but was unsuccessful.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down.
They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers, please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs.
There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking.
Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says: "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?" "Yes, both of them!"
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyze... (
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Believe me I have no lack of comment; however, discretion prevents me from making them. :hunf: :hunf: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :!: :!: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
PoppaGringo wrote:
I'm afraid so. She won't take kindly to it nor will the other ladies I'm thinking. I tried going back and removing it, but was unsuccessful.
Well, that should teach you! Once a foolish thing is said, everyone remembers it for ever. A wise comment is soon forgotten.
SWMBO
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
Well, that should teach you! Once a foolish thing is said, everyone remembers it for ever. A wise comment is soon forgotten.
SWMBO
In defense of PG, it is rare as hen's teeth for him to post anything which could be construed as less then totally dignified. He is always careful of presentation and writing. This is an aberration from him.
AuntiE wrote:
In defense of PG, it is rare as hen's teeth for him to post anything which could be construed as less then totally dignified. He is always careful of presentation and writing. This is an aberration from him.
And he is still chastising himself for this aberration.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
And he is still chastising himself for this aberration.
This is not worth chastisement; however, your continuing belittling of
My Alex is another matter. I may be forced to utilize the serious kitchen weapons. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :shock: :roll:
AuntiE wrote:
This is not worth chastisement; however, your continuing belittling of My Alex is another matter. I may be forced to utilize the serious kitchen weapons. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :shock: :roll:
Your Alex is too big for me to 'belittle'.
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your Alex is too big for me to 'belittle'.
but right now I am about fifteen pounds smaller than in those pictures you sent this morning thanks for sending them though
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
alex wrote:
but right now I am about fifteen pounds smaller than in those pictures you sent this morning thanks for sending them though
You have pictures? Is there some reason I do not have pictures? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
You have pictures? Is there some reason I do not have pictures? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
you have to talk to poppa I don't know how
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
Your Alex is too big for me to 'belittle'.
WHERE ARE MY PICTURES? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
AuntiE wrote:
WHERE ARE MY PICTURES? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
He sent them to me. :mrgreen:
AuntiE wrote:
You have pictures? Is there some reason I do not have pictures? :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf: :hunf:
You didn't receive them? I also sent them to you.
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