as we grow older we sometimes doubt our ability
to" make a difference"
it is at these times our hopes are boosted
by some remarkable achievement of other seniors
who have the courage and knowhow to take on
challenges that would make most of us wither.
such a man is Harold Schlumberger
Harold says"Ive often been asked what I do with all my spare time,"?
I reply "I am fortunate to have a chemical engineering background,and one of the things I most enjoy is
converting beer, wine and Jack Daniels whiskey
into urine"!
"
this is rewarding,uplifting,satisfying and fulfilling.
I do it every day."
Mr Sclumberger also tells us to liven up our idle hours
and keep a healthy level of insanity
1--sit in your parked car with sunglasses on,and point a hair dryer at passing cars.watch them slow down
2--on all your check stubs write "for marijuana"
3--skip down the street.see how many stares you get
4--when in a restaurant,order a diet water with a serious face
5--sing along with the diva at the opera
6--when the cash comes out of the ATM scream
"I WON!! I WON!!
7--when leaving the zoo,run for your car yelling"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY ARE LOOSE"
and finally
pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,approach the prettiest employee and (showing the box of condoms)
ask
"where is the fitting room for these?"
badbobby wrote:
as we grow older we sometimes doubt our ability
to" make a difference"
it is at these times our hopes are boosted
by some remarkable achievement of other seniors
who have the courage and knowhow to take on
challenges that would make most of us wither.
such a man is Harold Schlumberger
Harold says"Ive often been asked what I do with all my spare time,"?
I reply "I am fortunate to have a chemical engineering background,and one of the things I most enjoy is
converting beer, wine and Jack Daniels whiskey
into urine"!
"
this is rewarding,uplifting,satisfying and fulfilling.
I do it every day."
Mr Sclumberger also tells us to liven up our idle hours
and keep a healthy level of insanity
1--sit in your parked car with sunglasses on,and point a hair dryer at passing cars.watch them slow down
2--on all your check stubs write "for marijuana"
3--skip down the street.see how many stares you get
4--when in a restaurant,order a diet water with a serious face
5--sing along with the diva at the opera
6--when the cash comes out of the ATM scream
"I WON!! I WON!!
7--when leaving the zoo,run for your car yelling"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY ARE LOOSE"
and finally
pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,approach the prettiest employee and (showing the box of condoms)
ask
"where is the fitting room for these?"
as we grow older we sometimes doubt our ability b... (
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Beautiful.. Love the condom one...
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