its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
we have plenty youth how about a fountain of smart?
the original point and click interface was a smith and Wesson
a fool and his money can throw a great party
when blondes have more fun do they know it?
learn from your parents mistakes use birth control
money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch
don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink
if at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you
reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
we are born naked,cold,and hungry.then things get worse
red meat isn't bad for you,fuzzy green meat is bad for you
ninetynine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name
zerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs
alabamas state motto is "at least we aint Mississippi"
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
latest survey shos that three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population
how is a banana like a politician?it comes in green,turns yellow,then rotten
congressmen should wear uniforms,then we could kmow their corporate sponsors
the main reason politicians want to get reelected------
it would be hard for them to make a living under the laws they passed
badbobby wrote:
its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
we have plenty youth how about a fountain of smart?
the original point and click interface was a smith and Wesson
a fool and his money can throw a great party
when blondes have more fun do they know it?
learn from your parents mistakes use birth control
money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch
don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink
if at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you
reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
we are born naked,cold,and hungry.then things get worse
red meat isn't bad for you,fuzzy green meat is bad for you
ninetynine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name
zerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs
alabamas state motto is "at least we aint Mississippi"
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
latest survey shos that three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population
how is a banana like a politician?it comes in green,turns yellow,then rotten
congressmen should wear uniforms,then we could kmow their corporate sponsors
the main reason politicians want to get reelected------
it would be hard for them to make a living under the laws they passed
its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (
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Appropriately listed by a man with great personal association/experience with many of these aphorisms. :mrgreen:
badbobby wrote:
its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
we have plenty youth how about a fountain of smart?
the original point and click interface was a smith and Wesson
a fool and his money can throw a great party
when blondes have more fun do they know it?
learn from your parents mistakes use birth control
money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch
don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink
if at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you
reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
we are born naked,cold,and hungry.then things get worse
red meat isn't bad for you,fuzzy green meat is bad for you
ninetynine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name
zerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs
alabamas state motto is "at least we aint Mississippi"
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
latest survey shos that three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population
how is a banana like a politician?it comes in green,turns yellow,then rotten
congressmen should wear uniforms,then we could kmow their corporate sponsors
the main reason politicians want to get reelected------
it would be hard for them to make a living under the laws they passed
its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (
show quote)
Finally something I can agree with! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
slatten49 wrote:
Appropriately listed by a man with great personal association/experience with many of these aphorisms. :mrgreen:
thank you herr grubenfueher
badbobby wrote:
thank you herr grubenfueher
I really like the one about drinkin and drivin
geez Id hate to see Jack all over the car seat
badbobby wrote:
I try hard
tx
Hard to disagree with those.
moldyoldy wrote:
Hard to disagree with those.
always good to hear from you Moldy
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
badbobby wrote:
I really like the one about drinkin and drivin
geez Id hate to see Jack all over the car seat
I liked the one about money and kids/grandkids. :roll: :lol:
badbobby wrote:
its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
we have plenty youth how about a fountain of smart?
the original point and click interface was a smith and Wesson
a fool and his money can throw a great party
when blondes have more fun do they know it?
learn from your parents mistakes use birth control
money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch
don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink
if at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you
reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
we are born naked,cold,and hungry.then things get worse
red meat isn't bad for you,fuzzy green meat is bad for you
ninetynine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name
zerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs
alabamas state motto is "at least we aint Mississippi"
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
latest survey shos that three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population
how is a banana like a politician?it comes in green,turns yellow,then rotten
congressmen should wear uniforms,then we could kmow their corporate sponsors
the main reason politicians want to get reelected------
it would be hard for them to make a living under the laws they passed
its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (
show quote)
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Great list. Thanks :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
badbobby wrote:
its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
we have plenty youth how about a fountain of smart?
the original point and click interface was a smith and Wesson
a fool and his money can throw a great party
when blondes have more fun do they know it?
learn from your parents mistakes use birth control
money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch
don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink
if at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you
reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
we are born naked,cold,and hungry.then things get worse
red meat isn't bad for you,fuzzy green meat is bad for you
ninetynine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name
zerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs
alabamas state motto is "at least we aint Mississippi"
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
latest survey shos that three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population
how is a banana like a politician?it comes in green,turns yellow,then rotten
congressmen should wear uniforms,then we could kmow their corporate sponsors
the main reason politicians want to get reelected------
it would be hard for them to make a living under the laws they passed
its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (
show quote)
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