aphorisms: its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on we have plenty youth how about a fountain of...

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Mar 26, 2015 19:08:53 #

badbobby Loc: texas

its not whether you win or lose but where you place the blame
you are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on

we have plenty youth how about a fountain of smart?

the original point and click interface was a smith and Wesson
a fool and his money can throw a great party

when blondes have more fun do they know it?

learn from your parents mistakes use birth control

money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch

don't drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink

if at first you don't succeed,skydiving is not for you

reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol

we are born naked,cold,and hungry.then things get worse

red meat isn't bad for you,fuzzy green meat is bad for you

ninetynine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name

zerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs

alabamas state motto is "at least we aint Mississippi"

artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

latest survey shos that three out of four people make up seventy five percent of the population
how is a banana like a politician?it comes in green,turns yellow,then rotten

congressmen should wear uniforms,then we could kmow their corporate sponsors
the main reason politicians want to get reelected------
it would be hard for them to make a living under the laws they passed

Mar 26, 2015 19:43:44 #

grace scott

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Mar 26, 2015 19:50:20 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (show quote)

Appropriately listed by a man with great personal association/experience with many of these aphorisms. :mrgreen:

Mar 26, 2015 20:17:39 #

astrolite

badbobby wrote:

its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (show quote)

Finally something I can agree with! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Mar 26, 2015 20:19:07 #

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Appropriately listed by a man with great personal association/experience with many of these aphorisms. :mrgreen:

thank you herr grubenfueher

Mar 26, 2015 20:21:49 #

badbobby Loc: texas

badbobby wrote:

thank you herr grubenfueher

I really like the one about drinkin and drivin
geez Id hate to see Jack all over the car seat

Mar 26, 2015 20:22:59 #

badbobby Loc: texas

grace scott wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tx grace

Mar 26, 2015 20:23:40 #

badbobby Loc: texas

astrolite wrote:

Finally something I can agree with! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

I try hard
tx

Mar 26, 2015 20:33:12 #

moldyoldy

badbobby wrote:

I try hard
tx

Hard to disagree with those.

Mar 26, 2015 20:34:36 #

badbobby Loc: texas

moldyoldy wrote:

Hard to disagree with those.

always good to hear from you Moldy

Mar 26, 2015 22:52:26 #

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Mar 26, 2015 23:05:00 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

badbobby wrote:

I really like the one about drinkin and drivin
geez Id hate to see Jack all over the car seat

I liked the one about money and kids/grandkids. :roll: :lol:

Mar 27, 2015 05:39:30 #

Alicia Loc: NYC

badbobby wrote:

its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (show quote)

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Great list. Thanks :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mar 27, 2015 11:43:55 #

DamnYANKEE

badbobby wrote:

its not whether you win or lose but where you plac... (show quote)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Mar 27, 2015 18:27:49 #

badbobby Loc: texas

DamnYANKEE wrote:

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

anyone from Alabama??

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