golf pun: one day a young lady was stung by a bee while playing golf when returning to the clubhouse, the pro asked why she was back so soon "between the first and second hole:she...

badbobby Loc: texas

one day a young lady was stung by a bee while playing golf
when returning to the clubhouse, the pro asked why she was back so soon
"between the first and second hole:she replied.
nodding knowingly the pro said"then you had your feet too far apart"

moldyoldy

badbobby wrote:

one day a young lady was stung by a bee while playing golf
when returning to the clubhouse, the pro asked why she was back so soon
"between the first and second hole:she replied.
nodding knowingly the pro said"then you had your feet too far apart"

Dide you leave out a line?

archie bunker Loc: Texas

moldyoldy wrote:

Dide you leave out a line?

Hey!! I got it!! Maybe you should lower your standards a bit, and think like a simpleminded redneck.
Good one BB!!
:thumbup: :thumbup:

moldyoldy

archie bunker wrote:

Hey!! I got it!! Maybe you should lower your standards a bit, and think like a simpleminded redneck.
Good one BB!!
:thumbup: :thumbup:

I understood it, but a line is missing.
Ok, I looked it up now.
Bee Stings Woman

A woman golfer suffers a terrible bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.

"What happened" asked the doctor.

"I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.

The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"

archie bunker Loc: Texas

moldyoldy wrote:

I understood it, but a line is missing.
Ok, I looked it up now.
Bee Stings Woman

A woman golfer suffers a terrible bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.

"What happened" asked the doctor.

"I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.

The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"

Why nit-pick? Does it make you feel superior to point out what you see as a flaw each,and every time?

moldyoldy

archie bunker wrote:

Why nit-pick? Does it make you feel superior to point out what you see as a flaw each,and every time?

Not everyone is as astute as you are. I am sure the poster wanted everyone to enjoy the humor.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

moldyoldy wrote:

Not everyone is as astute as you are. I am sure the poster wanted everyone to enjoy the humor.

All I'm saying is; why nit pick? I just read it to my wife, and she got it. I agree that a line was left out, but when everyone gets the joke...why try and make the person telling it feel like they screwed it up?
I just thought that was kinda rude, and insensitive on your part. Thats all. No big deal...

moldyoldy

archie bunker wrote:

All I'm saying is; why nit pick? I just read it to my wife, and she got it. I agree that a line was left out, but when everyone gets the joke...why try and make the person telling it feel like they screwed it up?
I just thought that was kinda rude, and insensitive on your part. Thats all. No big deal...

I did not see it as nit picking, i was trying to be helpful. Since the person who posted it has not responded, you should keep your unwanted comments to yourself.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

moldyoldy wrote:

I did not see it as nit picking, i was trying to be helpful. Since the person who posted it has not responded, you should keep your unwanted comments to yourself.

Since you, and I are the only ones commenting here....
Maybe you should do the same?

badbobby Loc: texas

moldyoldy wrote:

Dide you leave out a line?

yeah I did

the pro asked where it happened

srry

badbobby Loc: texas

badbobby wrote:

yeah I did

the pro asked where it happened

srry

moldy your version was funny too

badbobby Loc: texas

archie bunker wrote:

Why nit-pick? Does it make you feel superior to point out what you see as a flaw each,and every time?

thanks arch
but I did leave out a line