Navy Cooks...
An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The Chief replied, "I'd be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia."
Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well , if that's the way you feel, Sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The Chief replied, "I'd be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia."
Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well , if that's the way you feel, Sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."
An admiral visited one of the ships of the line un... (
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DamnYANKEE wrote:
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I remember a version of this joke involving a cook in a greasy spoon diner shaping the hamburgers with his armpit and warning a squeamish customer off the glazed donuts.
rocketride wrote:
I remember a version of this joke involving a cook in a greasy spoon diner shaping the hamburgers with his armpit and warning a squeamish customer off the glazed donuts.
As a matter of fact, I first heard that joke aboard ship, a destroyer. We were all gathered on the fantail for an Amateur Hour, and we were hosting a small group of midshipmen, officer wanna-bes. Two of them were doing a skit involving that joke and the Captain was sitting up front. At the donut part, he got up and walked forward, and next thing we heard was a tirade over the ships announcement system about officer conduct and esprit de corps, and the cancellation of Amateur Hour.
Our skipper had a very limited sense of humor.
Blacksheep wrote:
As a matter of fact, I first heard that joke aboard ship, a destroyer. We were all gathered on the fantail for an Amateur Hour, and we were hosting a small group of midshipmen, officer wanna-bes. Two of them were doing a skit involving that joke and the Captain was sitting up front. At the donut part, he got up and walked forward, and next thing we heard was a tirade over the ships announcement system about officer conduct and esprit de corps, and the cancellation of Amateur Hour.
Our skipper had a very limited sense of humor.
As a matter of fact, I first heard that joke aboar... (
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Now that was very narrow minded of him................
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could be used on other ships under his command.
The Chief replied, "I'd be glad to share that with you, Admiral. After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which bears the Navy insignia."
Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"
The Chief shrugs and replies, "Well , if that's the way you feel, Sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."
An admiral visited one of the ships of the line un... (
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[dgs] And I spent MANY days on our carriers!!!
beenthere2 wrote:
[dgs] And I spent MANY days on our carriers!!!
an Admiral and a Commodore were having a disagreement about sex
is sex work or is sex play
the Admiral said its half and half
the Commodore said it is 60 40 play
unable to agree on the subject
they noticed a young seaman second
scrubbing the halls
explaining their debate to him they asked his opinion
the seaman responded
"well sirs,the way I figure it its gotta be all play
because if there was any work involved you would have me doin it
badbobby wrote:
an Admiral and a Commodore were having a disagreement about sex
is sex work or is sex play
the Admiral said its half and half
the Commodore said it is 60 40 play
unable to agree on the subject
they noticed a young seaman second
scrubbing the halls
explaining their debate to him they asked his opinion
the seaman responded
"well sirs,the way I figure it its gotta be all play
because if there was any work involved you would have me doin it
during a Commodores inspection
he came upon a young recruit who looked like he was about to slump to the ground
"you are supposed to be at attention"he told the recruit
"I am at attention Sir its the uniform that's at ease"
the commodore being a kindly officer(for an officer)
asked the recruit if he was being sarcastic
the recruit "no sir"
then the commodore figured he would have a little fun with the recruit
"sailor,what would you do if a Japanese aircraft came over this field and started strafing and killing every one here"?
the regruit said"sir,Id grab an antiaircraft gun and shoot him down"
laughing the Commodore asked"and just where do you think you would get that gun sailor"?
the recruit replied
"THE SAME PLACE YOU GOT THAT JAP PLANE ,SIR
badbobby wrote:
during a Commodores inspection
he came upon a young recruit who looked like he was about to slump to the ground
"you are supposed to be at attention"he told the recruit
"I am at attention Sir its the uniform that's at ease"
the commodore being a kindly officer(for an officer)
asked the recruit if he was being sarcastic
the recruit "no sir"
then the commodore figured he would have a little fun with the recruit
"sailor,what would you do if a Japanese aircraft came over this field and started strafing and killing every one here"?
the regruit said"sir,Id grab an antiaircraft gun and shoot him down"
laughing the Commodore asked"and just where do you think you would get that gun sailor"?
the recruit replied
"THE SAME PLACE YOU GOT THAT JAP PLANE ,SIR
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Another winner, thanks... Don D.
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