THESE REALLY WORK!!
I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO SET A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES; THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY -
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
I liked the one on the laxative lmao
I learned this one the hard way.
If you need to remove a mustache hair from your toothbrush, don't do it over the toilet!
( seriously! )
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
BigMike wrote:
I learned this one the hard way.
If you need to remove a mustache hair from your toothbrush, don't do it over the toilet!
( seriously! )
yeah if you drop it it makes the brush taste funny
alex wrote:
yeah if you drop it it makes the brush taste funny
So, you gave it a 'taste test' after dropping it in the toilet :?: :shock: I would suggest you go to a back-up brush, next time. :wink:
BigMike wrote:
That it does! :lol:
Et tu, BigMike :?: :roll: :mrgreen:
slatten49 wrote:
So, you gave it a 'taste test' after dropping it in the toilet :?: :shock: I would suggest you go to a back-up brush, next time. :wink:
I repackage those brushes and give them out as Christmas presents to liberals.
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
slatten49 wrote:
So, you gave it a 'taste test' after dropping it in the toilet :?: :shock: I would suggest you go to a back-up brush, next time. :wink:
dam!I knew I was doing something wrong
alex wrote:
dam!I knew I was doing something wrong
Don't be hard too hard on yourself, stink breath. :lol:
When my wife and I get into a tiff,I use her toothbrush to clean the toilet,makes me feel better,everytime I see her brushing her teeth.
boatbob2 wrote:
When my wife and I get into a tiff,I use her toothbrush to clean the toilet,makes me feel better,everytime I see her brushing her teeth.
You better hope she doesn't read this.
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