Mom8052
Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
I will just let you read and decide for yourself.
> Subject: Nudist Colony--
> > A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist
> colony >
> > On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and
> starts to wander around .
> > A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
> immediately gets an erection.
> > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
> says, 'Did you call for me?'
> > The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
> > She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
> It's a rule here
> > that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> me.'
> > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
> pool, lies down on a towel,
> > eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
> way with her.
> > The man continues to explore the colony's
> facilities. He enters the sauna and,
> > as he sits down, he farts...
> > Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
> steam-room toward him,
> > 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy
> man.'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
> > You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's
> a rule that if you fart,
> > it implies that you called for me.' The huge man
> easily spins him around,
> > bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
> > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office,
> > where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
> 'May I help you?' she says.
> > The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You
> can have the key back
> > and you can keep the $500 membership fee.
> > 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only
> been here for a few hours.
> > You haven't had the chance to see all our
> facilities.'
> > The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 70 years
> old.
> > I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a
> day!!'
Mom8052 wrote:
I will just let you read and decide for yourself.
> Subject: Nudist Colony--
> > A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist
> colony >
> > On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and
> starts to wander around .
> > A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
> immediately gets an erection.
> > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
> says, 'Did you call for me?'
> > The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
> > She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
> It's a rule here
> > that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> me.'
> > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
> pool, lies down on a towel,
> > eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
> way with her.
> > The man continues to explore the colony's
> facilities. He enters the sauna and,
> > as he sits down, he farts...
> > Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
> steam-room toward him,
> > 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy
> man.'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
> > You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's
> a rule that if you fart,
> > it implies that you called for me.' The huge man
> easily spins him around,
> > bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
> > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office,
> > where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
> 'May I help you?' she says.
> > The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You
> can have the key back
> > and you can keep the $500 membership fee.
> > 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only
> been here for a few hours.
> > You haven't had the chance to see all our
> facilities.'
> > The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 70 years
> old.
> > I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a
> day!!'
I will just let you read and decide for yourself. ... (
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
Oh my goodness mom, you hit the jackpot with that one. :lol: :oops: :thumbup:
Mom8052
Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oh my goodness mom, you hit the jackpot with that one. :lol: :oops: :thumbup:
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You have my husband to thank for it, I will keep them coming. ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
JMHO wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Too funny! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mom8052 wrote:
I will just let you read and decide for yourself.
> Subject: Nudist Colony--
> > A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist
> colony >
> > On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and
> starts to wander around .
> > A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
> immediately gets an erection.
> > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
> says, 'Did you call for me?'
> > The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
> > She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
> It's a rule here
> > that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> me.'
> > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
> pool, lies down on a towel,
> > eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
> way with her.
> > The man continues to explore the colony's
> facilities. He enters the sauna and,
> > as he sits down, he farts...
> > Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
> steam-room toward him,
> > 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy
> man.'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
> > You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's
> a rule that if you fart,
> > it implies that you called for me.' The huge man
> easily spins him around,
> > bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
> > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office,
> > where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
> 'May I help you?' she says.
> > The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You
> can have the key back
> > and you can keep the $500 membership fee.
> > 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only
> been here for a few hours.
> > You haven't had the chance to see all our
> facilities.'
> > The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 70 years
> old.
> > I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a
> day!!'
I will just let you read and decide for yourself. ... (
show quote)
Mom8052 wrote:
I will just let you read and decide for yourself.
> Subject: Nudist Colony--
> > A retired man joins a very exclusive nudist
> colony >
> > On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and
> starts to wander around .
> > A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
> immediately gets an erection.
> > The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
> says, 'Did you call for me?'
> > The man replies, 'No, what do you mean?'
> > She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.
> It's a rule here
> > that if you get an erection, it implies you called for
> me.'
> > Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming
> pool, lies down on a towel,
> > eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his
> way with her.
> > The man continues to explore the colony's
> facilities. He enters the sauna and,
> > as he sits down, he farts...
> > Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
> steam-room toward him,
> > 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy
> man.'No, what do you mean?' says the newcomer.
> > You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's
> a rule that if you fart,
> > it implies that you called for me.' The huge man
> easily spins him around,
> > bends him over a bench and has his way with him.
> > The newcomer staggers back to the colony office,
> > where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist,
> 'May I help you?' she says.
> > The man yells, 'Here's my membership card. You
> can have the key back
> > and you can keep the $500 membership fee.
> > 'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only
> been here for a few hours.
> > You haven't had the chance to see all our
> facilities.'
> > The man replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 70 years
> old.
> > I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a
> day!!'
I will just let you read and decide for yourself. ... (
show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Mom8052
Loc: Lost in the mountains of New Mexico
badbobby wrote:
crude
but I laughed any how
lmao
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