A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use
it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been
together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use
it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been
together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta ... (
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That's horrible but being a golfer I do get it.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use
it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been
together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta ... (
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Do you remember the four
Ps? Obviously, they were in effect.
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use
it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been
together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta ... (
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Aw pashaul :shock: :shock: :shock: you made that up :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
PoppaGringo wrote:
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in
the seat next to him..
"No", he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
seat like this, the biggest golfing event of the whole world, and not use
it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven't been
together since we got married."
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
someone else?.. a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head...
...."No. They're all at the funeral."
A man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta ... (
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only from a jarhead
lmao
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Heard the same joke for My Fair Lady tickets aobut 1960.
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