Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No matter how good something is,it will always adversely affect someone. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
grace scott wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No matter how good something is,it will always adversely affect someone. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Yup. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Now that's going out with a bang! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Parrothead wrote:
Now that's going out with a bang! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yup. Lot of smoke around that hole. :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Yup. Lot of smoke around that hole. :lol: :lol:
I was going to post something rude, crude, and socially unacceptable about past girlfriends but I'm too much of a Southern gentleman to do so.
Parrothead wrote:
I was going to post something rude, crude, and socially unacceptable about past girlfriends but I'm too much of a Southern gentleman to do so.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Parrothead wrote:
I was going to post something rude, crude, and socially unacceptable about past girlfriends but I'm too much of a Southern gentleman to do so.
And, as a born and bred, to the bone,
Southern Woman, I appreciate your diplomacy.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:
Thank you AuntieE, :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Thanks for the laugh Elwood good story. Thanks much.
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Subject: funeral directors
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A
LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY
MORNING.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE OF 103, WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT
BEHIND 14 CHILDREN, 30 GRANDCHILDREN, 45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, 25 GREAT-GREAT-
GRANDCHILDREN, AND A 40-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
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Good one Elwood.
:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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Is he still 6 feet tall?
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