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NASCAR - Jeff Gordon makes serious and fatal error
Dec 22, 2014 13:34:23   #
ghostgotcha Loc: The Florida swamps
 
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

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However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr..

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Dec 22, 2014 13:38:21   #
Grugore
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr..
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his... (show quote)


Har har. Funny.

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Dec 22, 2014 13:45:42   #
MajorAhrens Loc: Myrtle Beach
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr..
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his... (show quote)

That was a good one!
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Dec 22, 2014 15:50:42   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr..
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Fabulous. :thumbup: Perhaps other drivers might be inclined to do the same, especially if they are racing older, slower models.

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Dec 23, 2014 07:48:11   #
Turk182
 
That would have been a good one to post on APRIL THE 1ST.

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Dec 23, 2014 08:27:25   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr..
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his... (show quote)



First, I Love, Love, Love your avi...too adorable, like You!!

As for your post, lololololol, too funny .....
Expect to hear or read You sure are a racist...lolol..

Great laugh to start the day,, You are too funny..
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Dec 23, 2014 16:00:53   #
Navy Rob Loc: Hampton Roads Va
 
Lmao

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Dec 23, 2014 22:46:32   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
ghostgotcha wrote:
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama’s stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

UPDATE:
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr..
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his... (show quote)


He also saves on his payroll cost....no need for health care...They all are covered under OBAMA CARE..... :XD: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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