Deathbed humor
Dec 21, 2014 08:36:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Doug Smith was on his deathbed, and knew that the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, were with him.
He asked for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
"To my son, Bernie...I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"My daughter, Sybil...you take the apartments over in the east end."
"My son, Jamie...I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
Sarah replied, "Property? ...the idiot had a paper route!!!!!"
:mrgreen:
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, were with him.
He asked for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
"To my son, Bernie...I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"My daughter, Sybil...you take the apartments over in the east end."
"My son, Jamie...I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
Sarah replied, "Property? ...the idiot had a paper route!!!!!"
:mrgreen:
Dec 21, 2014 08:44:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Doug Smith was on his deathbed, and knew that the ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2014 10:56:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
Doug Smith was on his deathbed, and knew that the ... (show quote)
WOW, a man with a heart of gold :roll: :roll: :roll: :XD: :XD:
Dec 21, 2014 12:39:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
Doug Smith was on his deathbed, and knew that the ... (show quote)
This would work for you, considering the number of children and grandchildren. A possible monopoly in Austin! :idea: :idea: :idea:
Dec 21, 2014 12:57:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
This would work for you, considering the number of children and grandchildren. A possible monopoly in Austin! :idea: :idea: :idea:
Must I remind you...I have seven great-grandchildren. :shock:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
Dec 21, 2014 13:11:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
Must I remind you...I have seven great-grandchildren. :shock:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
The greats are too young to participate in the monopoly.
Dec 21, 2014 13:44:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
The greats are too young to participate in the monopoly.
True...for now. 8-)
Dec 21, 2014 14:23:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
Must I remind you...I have seven great-grandchildren. :shock:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
On the monopoly board :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:
Dec 21, 2014 14:39:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
On the monopoly board :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:
Of life. 8-) :-D
Dec 21, 2014 15:03:43 #
slatten49 wrote:
Of life. 8-) :-D
We all have hopes. Let me not be one to ever dash another's hope.
Dec 21, 2014 15:11:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
We all have hopes. Let me not be one to ever dash another's hope.
That's the spirit :!:
Dec 21, 2014 18:52:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Doug Smith was on his deathbed, and knew that the ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Dec 21, 2014 18:55:50 #
slatten49 wrote:
Must I remind you...I have seven great-grandchildren. :shock:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
I am looking to control Boardwalk and Park Place. :mrgreen:
Have one control the jail so your 'friends' won't have a long, long, long stay.
Dec 21, 2014 21:32:20 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
slatten49 wrote:
Doug Smith was on his deathbed, and knew that the ... (show quote)
Providing job security for his heirs. Now THAT'S a man!
Dec 22, 2014 16:07:41 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
AuntiE wrote:
This would work for you, considering the number of children and grandchildren. A possible monopoly in Austin! :idea: :idea: :idea:
good after noon where have you been? we've been commiserating with you about your weekend loss to those nasty Texans
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