Knowing the time to keep quiet in today's funny world.
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a restroom where I took the last open stall. From the next stall, I heard a voice.
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So, what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you...just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:
"No...I'm a little busy right now!!"
Then, I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
:mrgreen:
slatten49 wrote:
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a restroom where I took the last open stall. From the next stall, I heard a voice.
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So, what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you...just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:
"No...I'm a little busy right now!!"
Then, I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
:mrgreen:
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use t... (
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Like the saying goes; "out if sight, out of mind", or in your case "out of sight, out OF your mind". Don't feel bad though, I spend most of my time out of my mind. If you saw what was in there, you'd want to stay out too. :lol: :mrgreen: :(
lpnmajor wrote:
Like the saying goes; "out if sight, out of mind", or in your case "out of sight, out OF your mind". Don't feel bad though, I spend most of my time out of my mind. If you saw what was in there, you'd want to stay out too. :lol: :mrgreen: :(
I've been inside your head. :shock: It is not a pretty picture. :oops: :lol:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stopped at a restroom where I took the last open stall. From the next stall, I heard a voice.
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So, what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you...just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
OK, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them:
"No...I'm a little busy right now!!"
Then, I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
:mrgreen:
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use t... (
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AuntiE wrote:
AMEN TO THAT STATEMENT!!!!! about LPNMAJOR !!!!!!
Well, 'Doc' is my buddy. I was just funnin' with him. 8-) Marines consider corpsmen as 'one of our own' :!: :thumbup:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
Well, 'Doc' is my buddy. I was just funnin' with him. 8-) Marines consider corpsmen as 'one of our own' :!: :thumbup:
There is an old phrase that says,
Friends are friends and buddy's sleep together. :shock: :shock: :shock:
[quote=AuntiE]There is an old phrase that says, Friends are friends and buddy's sleep together. :shock: :shock: :shock:[/quot
Well then, let us just say Doc & I are good friends, AuntiE. :lol:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
[quote=slatten49][quote=AuntiE]There is an old phrase that says, Friends are friends and buddy's sleep together. :shock: :shock: :shock:[/quot
Well then, let us just say Doc & I are good friends, AuntiE. :lol:[/quote]
I have decide to answer your continuing question as to my age.
Another phrase, Old enough to know better ......and too young to resist. Does that resolve your question? :mrgreen: :twisted: :roll:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
It is the best you will receive for your curiosity. :-D :) :-P 8-)
AuntiE wrote:
It is the best you will receive for your curiosity. :-D :) :-P 8-)
You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. :hunf:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
You're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch. :hunf:
Such are the vissiccitudes of life. :twisted: :mrgreen: 8-)
Yes, good morning :thumbup: :thumbup:
I laughed at 'your' conversation though I'd heard it before. The first time I heard it, it was funny, but this time coming from you - it seems even funnier. I could see this happening to you. Am I saying you're funny, no - I'm saying "Only you can make this joke seem right, Only you......" (Think of the Platters).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdJFYxATOo
BearK wrote:
Yes, good morning :thumbup: :thumbup:
I laughed at 'your' conversation though I'd heard it before. The first time I heard it, it was funny, but this time coming from you - it seems even funnier. I could see this happening to you. Am I saying you're funny, no - I'm saying "Only you can make this joke seem right, Only you......" (Think of the Platters).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdJFYxATOoI am now going to think 'platters of food' all day, now. :-P That will not 'ebb' the 'tide' of hunger that besets me. :-(
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