RETW
Loc: Washington
Where has the time gone?
Tweedy Bird is 60 years old
Superman is also 60 years old
And Batman and Robin ar living it up in a nursing home
Wonder Woman is now menopausal
Cindeertella is now divorced
Little red riding hood hasn't seen the wolf since
Barbie clebrated her 50th birthday also
The little Mermaid has met a sad fate
Snow white has not been so lucky
Spider man is attached to different theads
RETW wrote:
Where has the time gone?
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........
RETW wrote:
Where has the time gone?
I like to believe that when I went over the hill I picked up speed going down the other side.
I want to find the idiot that coined the phrase "The Golden Years" As far as I can tell I have lead in my ass. I played Basketball with one of my Grand Sons for 3 days I was hearing creaks.
MrEd wrote:
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........
MrEd wrote:
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........
Great humor !As an old bugger into my last quarter on this F---ed up world, I do old time black and white cartoons based on my experiences. Gotta go now as I have to go to the bathroom.... if I can only find my GPS..
MrEd wrote:
Your right, but you didn't have to remind me. I get enough of that from my body every morning when I wake up........
Gettin old ain't for sissies, you gotta be TOUGH.
Liberty Tree wrote:
I like to believe that when I went over the hill I picked up speed going down the other side.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just so you know. It don't get any better as time goes on.
kerrye wrote:
Just so you know. It don't get any better as time goes on.
Yes i must admit the same.
BigMike wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Did you hear about the older man who told his wife he was going to the doctor to get some viagra. She stated that she was going with him. When he asked her why she said that if he was going to break out that rusty old thing she wanted a tetnas shot.
RETW
Loc: Washington
pappadeux wrote:
Great humor !As an old bugger into my last quarter on this F---ed up world, I do old time black and white cartoons based on my experiences. Gotta go now as I have to go to the bathroom.... if I can only find my GPS..
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Liberty Tree wrote:
Did you hear about the older man who told his wife he was going to the doctor to get some viagra. She stated that she was going with him. When he asked her why she said that if he was going to break out that rusty old thing she wanted a tetnas shot.
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :XD: :XD:
RETW wrote:
Where has the time gone?
Tweety Bird may be 60, but that bad ol puddy tat still hasn't gotten him.
It's still better than the alternative.
autocthon wrote:
It's still better than the alternative.
If you're talking about being dead, you are dead wrong. I'll be with my Lord and Savior. If I'm wrong and there is no hereafter, then I won't be in a position to care. Either way, it's an end to pain and suffering.
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