New Infectious Disease Warning
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has just broadcast an urgent warning about a newly discovered contagious disease that could infect millions of Americans. The disease is called Dembola, and it carries virtually a 100% mortality rate.
CDC says that the virus is known to have infected voting booths all across the Nation, and represents a grave danger to many Americans who will come out to vote tomorrow. In particularly, Americans who plan to vote Republican are warned to stay far away from voting booths.
Apparently, the new virus attacks and destroys brain cells of people it infects. Because of this, Democrats seem to have a built-in immunity to the disease!
Democrats, however, do seem vulnerable to a strain of the disease called Dumbola, which, fortunately, has a mortality rate of almost zero. CDC says this strain is inherited, and is the result of Democrats passing down stupidity from generation to generation.
The virus is known to cause its victims to turn blue!
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
wallstreetgypsy wrote:
New Infectious Disease Warning
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has just broadcast an urgent warning about a newly discovered contagious disease that could infect millions of Americans. The disease is called Dembola, and it carries virtually a 100% mortality rate.
CDC says that the virus is known to have infected voting booths all across the Nation, and represents a grave danger to many Americans who will come out to vote tomorrow. In particularly, Americans who plan to vote Republican are warned to stay far away from voting booths.
Apparently, the new virus attacks and destroys brain cells of people it infects. Because of this, Democrats seem to have a built-in immunity to the disease!
Democrats, however, do seem vulnerable to a strain of the disease called Dumbola, which, fortunately, has a mortality rate of almost zero. CDC says this strain is inherited, and is the result of Democrats passing down stupidity from generation to generation.
The virus is known to cause its victims to turn blue!
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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You didn't have to add the last two lines. Even the Republicans will get it.
wallstreetgypsy wrote:
New Infectious Disease Warning
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has just broadcast an urgent warning about a newly discovered contagious disease that could infect millions of Americans. The disease is called Dembola, and it carries virtually a 100% mortality rate.
CDC says that the virus is known to have infected voting booths all across the Nation, and represents a grave danger to many Americans who will come out to vote tomorrow. In particularly, Americans who plan to vote Republican are warned to stay far away from voting booths.
Apparently, the new virus attacks and destroys brain cells of people it infects. Because of this, Democrats seem to have a built-in immunity to the disease!
Democrats, however, do seem vulnerable to a strain of the disease called Dumbola, which, fortunately, has a mortality rate of almost zero. CDC says this strain is inherited, and is the result of Democrats passing down stupidity from generation to generation.
The virus is known to cause its victims to turn blue!
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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It's obviously related to hemorrhagic fever, where it's sufferers bleed red, THEN turn blue. :shock:
skott wrote:
You didn't have to add the last two lines. Even the Republicans will get it.
You could of left out the last two lines and the story would of been truth. Liberalism like Islam is a mental disease.
WSG ~~~~~That story must be true even Nazi Pelosi is admitting defeat !!
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