AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
It is football season. Time for a football joke. This joke is quite dated; however, still (in my mind) amusing.
Blonde Quarterback Joke
A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it ?
'Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asked, 'What do you mean?' '
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!
AuntiE wrote:
It is football season. Time for a football joke. This joke is quite dated; however, still (in my mind) amusing.
Blonde Quarterback Joke
A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it ?
'Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asked, 'What do you mean?' '
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!
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Giggle,giggle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was good but who ended up with the quarter? Oops, my blond I mean my bad. Thanks that was good. Never heard it before
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AuntiE wrote:
It is football season. Time for a football joke. This joke is quite dated; however, still (in my mind) amusing.
Blonde Quarterback Joke
A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it ?
'Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asked, 'What do you mean?' '
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!
It is football season. Time for a football joke. T... (
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Hee..Hee..Hee...we know who always ends up with the quarter,the MPS.
AuntiE wrote:
It is football season. Time for a football joke. This joke is quite dated; however, still (in my mind) amusing.
Blonde Quarterback Joke
A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it ?
'Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asked, 'What do you mean?' '
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!
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That quarter is worth $100,000,000,000 I'll have you know! That's very MUCH worth fighting and dying for.
Yep, it is still humorous.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Old_Gringo wrote:
Yep, it is still humorous.
I hope ArchieB does not see this and show it to MrsB. She is blonde and a big football fan. I could be in great trouble with MrsB. :shock: :oops: :oops:
AuntiE wrote:
It is football season. Time for a football joke. This joke is quite dated; however, still (in my mind) amusing.
Blonde Quarterback Joke
A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it ?
'Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, he asked, 'What do you mean?' '
Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!
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That is funny! And just the way SWMBO looks at the game.
Old_Gringo wrote:
Yep, it is still humorous.
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , Before you meet with God, I should tell you weve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didnt do anything particularly good or bad. Were not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!
Wow thats impressive, When did this happen?
About three minutes ago, came the reply.
Aging is THE master teacher of life, not a thief in the night.
Aging teaches me ... to honor the many lessons I have learned over the years.
Aging is a part of the living water that Jesus offers us every day.
AuntiE wrote:
I hope ArchieB does not see this and show it to MrsB. She is blonde and a big football fan. I could be in great trouble with MrsB. :shock: :oops: :oops:
Well....a little bribery may be in order at this point...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
Well....a little bribery may be in order at this point...
I have about two cups of fresh limas with real butter and sea salt, a nice ripe tomato and some leftover ham. Unfortunately, all the squash and potato salad was consumed. :idea:
AuntiE wrote:
I have about two cups of fresh limas with real butter and sea salt, a nice ripe tomato and some leftover ham. Unfortunately, all the squash and potato salad was consumed. :idea:
SOLD!! :thumbup: :thumbup: See how easy I am!!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
archie bunker wrote:
SOLD!! :thumbup: :thumbup: See how easy I am!!
It was the butter and salt. My possible problems with Mrs.B continue growing and here we were developing such a wonderful bond.
AuntiE wrote:
It was the butter and salt. My possible problems with Mrs.B continue growing and here we were developing such a wonderful bond.
heh! heh! heh! :twisted: :mrgreen:
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