10 Crimes You Can Be Executed For In Texas
Apr 15, 2024 12:02:40 #
10 Crimes You Can Be Executed For In Texas
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-crimes-you-can-be-executed-for-in-texas?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
The strong arm of the law works a little differently in the Lone Star State, where asking for mild salsa is grounds for arrest (and for a good whuppin'). Here are ten crimes that you can actually be executed for in the great State of Texas:
1...Forgetting The Alamo: Straight to the electric chair.
2...Saying "you all" instead of "y'all": Texans don't take kindly to such commie nonsense.
3...Stopping for gas anywhere other than Buc-ee's: The legal definition in Texas of criminal insanity.
4...Owning a vehicle with no truck bed and no dog in truck bed: Also, if the dog is one of those small, yappy dogs.
5...Driving carefully in the rain: Right to death row.
6...Failing to bow your head when a George Strait song comes on the radio: Show some respect!
7...Saying, "No thanks, I don't feel like tacos tonight": Firing squad, immediately.
8...Forgetting the lyrics to "Deep In The Heart Of Texas": No trial necessary.
9...Refusing to acknowledge the superiority of Whataburger over all other fine-dining establishments: No
Michelin chef can compete with a Double Meat Whataburger with cheese!
10...Messing with Texas: You can't say you weren't warned.
There you have it - the law of the land in the greatest state/nation on earth. God bless Texas!
Just to inform all you liberals, this is satair from “The Bee”
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-crimes-you-can-be-executed-for-in-texas?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
The strong arm of the law works a little differently in the Lone Star State, where asking for mild salsa is grounds for arrest (and for a good whuppin'). Here are ten crimes that you can actually be executed for in the great State of Texas:
1...Forgetting The Alamo: Straight to the electric chair.
2...Saying "you all" instead of "y'all": Texans don't take kindly to such commie nonsense.
3...Stopping for gas anywhere other than Buc-ee's: The legal definition in Texas of criminal insanity.
4...Owning a vehicle with no truck bed and no dog in truck bed: Also, if the dog is one of those small, yappy dogs.
5...Driving carefully in the rain: Right to death row.
6...Failing to bow your head when a George Strait song comes on the radio: Show some respect!
7...Saying, "No thanks, I don't feel like tacos tonight": Firing squad, immediately.
8...Forgetting the lyrics to "Deep In The Heart Of Texas": No trial necessary.
9...Refusing to acknowledge the superiority of Whataburger over all other fine-dining establishments: No
Michelin chef can compete with a Double Meat Whataburger with cheese!
10...Messing with Texas: You can't say you weren't warned.
There you have it - the law of the land in the greatest state/nation on earth. God bless Texas!
Apr 15, 2024 12:10:17 #
Apr 15, 2024 12:15:15 #
Doctor Dave wrote:
So, what is the problem?
I can't remember the lyrics to "Deep In The Heart Of Texas
Apr 15, 2024 22:44:25 #
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