My all-time favorite was on a bumper sticker I only saw once in Rhode Island.
VD is nothing to clap about!
Another, "Shove a handkerchief in your mouth. That's always good for gag."
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
*Trudges up to room. Not going to tell him what day it is..so there!*
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
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