archie bunker wrote:
It ain't just about you!!
If you ever have a package to deliver to Missouri be sure you are welcome to come and warm at our house. But to tell you the cold you will be facing; Today I saw 2 nightcrawlers mugging a wooly worm trying to get his fur coat.
Armageddun wrote:
If you ever have a package to deliver to Missouri be sure you are welcome to come and warm at our house. But to tell you the cold you will be facing; Today I saw 2 nightcrawlers mugging a wooly worm trying to get his fur coat.
Dad gum Armi! That sounds cold!
It's a little warmer here. Just slightly colder than a Mother in Law's kiss.
liberalhunter wrote:
Only if they're housebroken....they may come in and I'll spend some time teaching him how to read numbers
How do you know if it's a him? And, what makes you think you can teach people to read numbers? Or, names, or......a lotta stuff.
Marty 2020 wrote:
πππhousebroken πππ
That reminds me of how remarkably close to that picture how I feel after feeding the horses/donkey/goats/chickens/dogs/cats when the temperature is 0-4 degrees and the wind-chill is -20
Ricktloml wrote:
That reminds me of how remarkably close to that picture how I feel after feeding the horses/donkey/goats/chickens/dogs/cats when the temperature is 0-4 degrees and the wind-chill is -20
You didn't break the ice on their water?
archie bunker wrote:
How do you know if it's a him? And, what makes you think you can teach people to read numbers? Or, names, or......a lotta stuff.
Well.... I watch the bearded ( fella?) Drop my neighbors mail in my box a couple times a week..... dunno who this current resident person is, some foreigner with a name like" current".
I will have you know I once trained my snow monkey in less than 30 days to make and bring me a cup of coffee....... couldn't drink it though, he always had his thumb in it when carrying it to me....... like a liberal he also always had his hands in the doo doo.
I have the same faith in my abilities to teach my mail carrier numbers using flash cards and small electrical shocks.
liberalhunter wrote:
Well.... I watch the bearded ( fella?) Drop my neighbors mail in my box a couple times a week..... dunno who this current resident person is, some foreigner with a name like" current".
I will have you know I once trained my snow monkey in less than 30 days to make and bring me a cup of coffee....... couldn't drink it though, he always had his thumb in it when carrying it to me....... like a liberal he also always had his hands in the doo doo.
I have the same faith in my abilities to teach my mail carrier numbers using flash cards and small electrical shocks.
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Not sure where it's from, but current is like a Hispanic name. You know, Martinez, Valdez, Hernandez.
I may have to enlist your training skills at some point because I hate to take a day off because it's an absolute wreck when I get back.
OK. Let's say you're a mail carrier working a route that isn't yours. You have mail for a house with no window coverings, you can see right through it, not a stick of furniture, or anything in there, and a green card in the mailbox that says VACANT in large black letters. Do you put the mail in the box? Our idiots do. ....
archie bunker wrote:
Not sure where it's from, but current is like a Hispanic name. You know, Martinez, Valdez, Hernandez.
I may have to enlist your training skills at some point because I hate to take a day off because it's an absolute wreck when I get back.
OK. Let's say you're a mail carrier working a route that isn't yours. You have mail for a house with no window coverings, you can see right through it, not a stick of furniture, or anything in there, and a green card in the mailbox that says VACANT in large black letters. Do you put the mail in the box? Our idiots do. ....
Not sure where it's from, but current is like a Hi... (
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Looking in the window one thing you will see is a tortilla on the stove.
archie bunker wrote:
You didn't break the ice on their water?
I have a couple of stingers for the chicken/goats/donkey/horses' water...although I also have a couple of grandchildren who live next door, and with temps that low the more shallow chicken/goat water, even with the stinger, did get a thin layer of ice on the top, a few healthy stomps from the "boys" gave that stinger just the help it needed. The cats/dogs are spoiled...are inside or have a heated room to go to.
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