Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof, and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, maybe a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive, you might be part of the problem here in America
Capt-jack wrote:
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof, and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, maybe a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive, you might be part of the problem here in America
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes a... (
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Where do I order the Aocoer? Looks like the future is looking pretty much like horse 💩
Capt-jack wrote:
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof, and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, maybe a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive, you might be part of the problem here in America
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes a... (
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This was not written by Jeff Foxworthy. It is spam and you embraced it.
It did not sound like humour Jeff Foxworty would use.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/you-may-be-a-muslim/You were duped and showed your hate of someone just because of the country they were born in.
If you had been born in Pakistan you would be a Muslim.
RascalRiley wrote:
This was not written by Jeff Foxworthy. It is spam and you embraced it.
It did not sound like humour Jeff Foxworty would use.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/you-may-be-a-muslim/You were duped and showed your hate of someone just because of the country they were born in.
If you had been born in Pakistan you would be a Muslim.
F off troll!
F Muslims while you are at it!
Why should we be nice to people who want us dead!?!
RascalRiley wrote:
This was not written by Jeff Foxworthy. It is spam and you embraced it.
It did not sound like humour Jeff Foxworty would use.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/you-may-be-a-muslim/You were duped and showed your hate of someone just because of the country they were born in.
If you had been born in Pakistan you would be a Muslim.
Speaking for myself, I don't care WHO wrote it...it's the widely-held American SENTIMENT that put a smile on my face. 😄
Marty 2020 wrote:
F off troll!
F Muslims while you are at it!
Why should we be nice to people who want us dead!?!
Because it is one of your religious doctrines.
RascalRiley wrote:
Because it is one of your religious doctrines.
You’re useless!
You wanna swap spit with a muzzie go ahead!
Your life!
RascalRiley wrote:
Because it is one of your religious doctrines.
Not religious doctrine at all! Just self preservation!
You must be a muzzie troll, probably from Iran not queer Canada!
Capt-jack wrote:
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof, and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, maybe a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive, you might be part of the problem here in America
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes a... (
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Fortunately I'm not in the narrow shell that can't accept humor that makes fun of people and their little things that are different from one culture to another. It's fun and if you can't take it, run back to your little shell. I believe in equality for everyone and that means everyone is equally fair game for other's humor. Jews know more Jew jokes then anyone. Blacks know more black jokes then anyone. Just lighten up and enjoy the picking on from others. I have friends that wrote songs about me, that totally picked on me. I helped then create new verses. Lighten up and we'd have a lot less wars. Quit trying to make a good joke about hatred. You are the hated, the the comedian or his victims.
RascalRiley wrote:
This was not written by Jeff Foxworthy. It is spam and you embraced it.
It did not sound like humour Jeff Foxworty would use.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/you-may-be-a-muslim/You were duped and showed your hate of someone just because of the country they were born in.
If you had been born in Pakistan you would be a Muslim.
If anyone were born in Pakistan & were anything but a Muslim, you'd be persecuted and possibly killed with the approval of the government.
Respond to that Riley.
RascalRiley wrote:
Because it is one of your religious doctrines.
No it isn’t. Here you are making something up again. You are easily one of the most dishonest posters on OPP.
Rose42 wrote:
No it isn’t. Here you are making something up again. You are easily one of the most dishonest posters on OPP.
Marty 2020
Why should we be nice to people who want us dead!?!Love thy neighbour is part of Christian doctrine.
RascalRiley wrote:
Marty 2020 Why should we be nice to people who want us dead!?!
Love thy neighbour is part of Christian doctrine.
You don’t know what Christianity means so you must denigrate it 😳
Marty 2020 wrote:
You don’t know what Christianity means so you must denigrate it 😳
I do know what it means. Your inane statement shows your ignorance.
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