debeda wrote:
Well, you KNOW it's all number 2 (a little scatological humor there😁)
Is this the fix?
And likely some laughs,
REJOICE! DEVICE THAT SPRAYS YOUR BUTTHOLE NOW CONNECTS TO ALEXA FOR VOICE CONTROL
Kohler, a name that's practically synonymous with chic, premium plumbing, has long been on top of the smart toilet game.
Now, it's bringing its tech toilet offerings to the masses, announcing a new voice-controlled bidet seat called the PureWash E930 that you can install on your peasant porcelain throne to wash your ass on uttered — or grunted — royal command.
At $2,149, the PureWash E930 is far cheaper than getting a full-blown toilet from Kohler's smart offerings. At that still exorbitant price point — and here's the kicker — your bidet comes with Amazon Alexa and Google Home compatibility built-in, according to The Verge. So, yes: you'll have to connect your fancy toilet hardware to devices known to be privacy nightmares to get the most out its lavatorial luxury.
But if you're willing to pay that price, Kohler lets you use the bidet's many features to get your business out of the way without so much as lifting a finger.
Potty Mouth
And let it be said that the bidet's mouth spray is ridiculously fine-tuneable.
Maybe they meant "that biden's spray is ridiculous."
It comes with oscillating and pulsating spray modes. The water pressure is adjustable, and so is the temperature. A gentler child mode is included, too.
And for "consistent comfort," Kohler says the water is continuously heated, per The Verge.
Rest assured that when nature calls, your E930 won't leave you cold.
https://futurism.com/the-byte/toilet-connects-alexa-home-voice-control