Reduced obesity in America by making food unaffordable: So simple.
Cleaned up all the cocaine bags someone was leaving around the White House: Decency restored!
Kept American hostages safe from junk fees during their stay with Hamas: Not one single junk fee!
Set all-time record for people illegally streaming into the U.S.: Because he's the most popular President ever. Numbers don't lie.
Raised dementia awareness by 400%: Also, sandbag awareness.
Created record numbers of new billionaires: They're all in Ukraine, but still.
Promoted transparency by releasing several "Behind-the-Scenes" videos from Capitol staffers: Campaign promise, delivered.
Saved democracy by arresting political opponents and not allowing people to vote for anyone else: Thanks, Joe!
Set new record by spending 40% of time on vacation: Finally giving Delaware Beach the attention it so richly deserves.
Heroically stayed alive to save America from a Kamala Harris Presidency: We salute you there, Mr. Biden!
What did people expect? Don’t people use their brain? Just look at his record: 45+ yrs in politics , passed ONE BILL!! But no, Americans wanted him over a successful businessman. Oh I forgot, Biden didn’t talk mean or make bad tweets. That’s really important. Well, we have a choice ; we’ll see on the next few months what America wants.
Obiden's Administration List Of Accomplishments ?!?! We'll have to "circle back on that one"...and it will be a time consuming HUGE circle ! (Don't call us, we'll call you) !
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