BigOlBear

Since there are twice as many conservatives as liberals in this country, it becomes necessary to implement the following tactics in order to ensure that the minority controls the debate. The following is a partial list of requirements for those who wish to become Certified Liberals:

1. Memorize a list of derogatory names to call anyone who disagrees with you. If needed, we have a list of pre-approved names for your convenience, including: radical, racist, lunatic fringe, extremist, tea bagger, and many others.

2. Whenever anything goes wrong, always blame it on Bush. No matter how silly it sounds the LIVs will believe it.

3. If anything goes right, take full credit and don't worry, the press will support you.

4. Always assume that those who disagree with you have devious motives.

5. Play the race card at every opportunity. Keep in mind, however, that only white people can be racist.

6. Remember when you were little and your mommy scolded you and you justified your behavior by saying, " ... but Johnny did it too." Well, that tactic still works.

7. Repeat this mantra over and over ... "government is good, business is evil."

8. Accept that you are a superior being and you can probably make far better decisions for other people than they can for themselves.

9. Never give to charity ... it's much better to confiscate funds through taxation and spend other people's money to take care of those in need. Besides, this will help to grow the bureaucracy.

10. Whenever a conservative attempts to discuss an issue or an idea with you, be sure to make everything personal. If necessary, don't hesitate to raise your voice and talk over the other person. Always talk, never listen. Bullying is better than logic.

11. Learn to defend the indefensible. Never allow reason to get in the way. Substance is meaningless, style is everything.

12. Support all unions and they will support you.

13. Remember that people in Hollywood are inherently brilliant simply by the fact that they are skilled in the art of faking sincerity. Having no knowledge about a subject doesn't matter because they are attractive.

pankswife

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The Dutchman

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astrolite

14. Although you are much smarter than everybody else...you might have to get someone else to read these to you!

BigOlBear

:D HAHAHA ... Good one :thumbup:

astrolite

You did well! Now maybe someone can add a few more things? :thumbup:

funguy1949

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The Dutchman

You're An EXTREME welfare class liberal when......

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your car goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league parties in a different crack house.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, ya’ll, watch this'.

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's afro was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. you somehow think you welfare checks and food stamps are a right and a normal way of life.

astrolite

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beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W

Excellent description, welcome to OPP Bigolbear, my favorite lib bashing site, i see you brought your own bat, great!!!


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beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W

4.Believe in god
5. Be Heterosexual

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beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W

Damn Dutch, i had no idea you knew my ex-neighbors.


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Forkbassman Loc: Missouri

Interesting article but people like Hillary, Biden, Warren are given serious consideration for the WH. They aren't going to improve ANYTHING except make the welfare rolls and disability enrolled go up! They will raise taxes and lower our military. Wake up America!!! Let's get a man like Dr. Ben Carson in charge. If you don't know who he is, check him out. He's the real deal and no phony politician!

BigOlBear

The one thing our president has done very well is to divide the nation. Everybody has an opinion and that opinion is held more strongly than ever ... except for the so-called moderates, who are people who have no real interest in politics at all.

In my humble opinion, the thing that defines liberals is their faith in feelings and emotions while we conservatives deal more in facts and statistics. As a result, there's really no way these two can have a meaningful conversation and no way either can convince the other about anything. As an example, look at the continued loyalty of the black community in spite of the fact that they have been devastated by Obama's policies.

mouset783 Loc: Oklahoma

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