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Apr 10, 2023 12:13:35   #
woodguru
 
Kevyn wrote:
No thanks. When I want to
spend 10% of my money to be lied
to so I feel good, I'll go to a strip
club. They have less rules, the
touching is consensual, the music
is way better, and the servings of
wine are much bigger. Overall, it's
just a much better value.


Better response..."why?"

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Apr 10, 2023 12:29:13   #
Parky60 Loc: People's Republic of Illinois
 
Kevyn wrote:
No thanks. When I want to spend 10% of my money to be lied to so I feel good, I'll go to a strip club.

First off Kevyn, giving my money has NOTHING to do with the message I receive in church. Secondly, to hear the word of God in a bible-believing church is NOT being lied to but hearing the word of TRUTH from God himself.
Kevyn wrote:
They have less rules, the touching is consensual, the music is way better, and the servings of wine are much bigger.

Do you have less rules than you shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind, and with all your strength and you shall love your neighbor as yourself?
Kevyn wrote:
Overall, it's just a much better value.

If you consider eternal separation from God over eternal life a “better value”, knock yourself out.

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Apr 10, 2023 12:56:36   #
maureenthannon
 
KEVY, Does the thought of facing your sins scare you so much that you think that if you ignore GOD, HE'll disappear for you? GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING! You can't hide from HIM! ETERNITY IS A LONG TIME, IT NEVER ENDS. Choose wisely where you're going to spend it ,there'll be no turning back after you leave your mortal body! NO NEED TO BE SCARED. GOD CREATED US AND LOVES EACH OF US. JESUS SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR"WHOSOEVER WILL" ACCEPT HIM! PARADISE IS OPEN TO WHOEVER CHOOSES TO BELIEVE ON AND FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST!! IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS!!

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Apr 10, 2023 13:13:37   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Kevyn wrote:
No thanks. When I want to
spend 10% of my money to be lied
to so I feel good, I'll go to a strip
club. They have less rules, the
touching is consensual, the music
is way better, and the servings of
wine are much bigger. Overall, it's
just a much better value.

Go to hell then! 100% of yourself will suffer!! When I have to be forced to pay my tax dollars for reparations, climate change, sec change and Ukraine I’ll spend it in church where I know it is being used wisely and goes directly to the needs!

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Apr 10, 2023 13:16:16   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
PeterS wrote:
We used to go to my wife's girlhood church (Methodist) all the time. Her mother still goes there as do many of her relatives--the vast majority ultra-conservative. We only stopped over the past couple years because my health is to the point that my wife doesn't trust taking me outside of the Dallas Metroplex. My point is that it's generally not in the church where the problem lies but in the people who go to them and are never moved to change themselves.

Maybe that’s why ur suffering!!! If you go to church to judge people ur going for the wrong reason! Go to worship God! Dump ur hate, maybe you’ll feel better!

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Apr 10, 2023 13:20:07   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Kevyn wrote:
It is obviously a joke and the thin skinned right wing snowflakes don’t get it, what else is new?


Joke about God and you will be the fool! Hey did you enjoy ur holiday! April fools day! That’s the atheist day! Only a fool says in his heart there is no God! Psalms 14:1

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Apr 10, 2023 14:39:34   #
joe momma
 
Kevyn wrote:
It is obviously a joke and the thin skinned right wing snowflakes don’t get it, what else is new?


......one political plaza......more like one stupid plaza.....long live guts, guns and god......

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Apr 10, 2023 15:19:45   #
RandyBrian Loc: Texas
 
PeterS wrote:
We used to go to my wife's girlhood church (Methodist) all the time. Her mother still goes there as do many of her relatives--the vast majority ultra-conservative. We only stopped over the past couple years because my health is to the point that my wife doesn't trust taking me outside of the Dallas Metroplex. My point is that it's generally not in the church where the problem lies but in the people who go to them and are never moved to change themselves.


To be accurate, you need to add the word "WHO" between "and' and "are".
If you have been attending a church for more than a year, and are not seeing people who are moved to change themselves, then I respectfully submit that you are not attending a Bible teaching Christian church.

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Apr 10, 2023 15:28:17   #
RandyBrian Loc: Texas
 
Kevyn wrote:
It is obviously a joke and the thin skinned right wing snowflakes don’t get it, what else is new?


You need a better quality of joke. That one falls pretty flat, and it has nothing to do with my being a conservative Christian, or the thickness of my skin.
Juvenile and low intellects think that using cuss words is being witty......this 'joke' falls in the same category without the cuss words. It's only claim to being funny is it's lame attempt to offend. Extremely lame.

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Apr 10, 2023 15:31:27   #
atkinsonsm
 
Porn stars...consensual...ok for you, and democrats, but not for Trump.. I'm sure $130,000 was about 10% of his income....THINK ABOUT IT

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Apr 10, 2023 17:20:12   #
liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house
 
Kevyn wrote:
It is obviously a joke and the thin skinned right wing snowflakes don’t get it, what else is new?



Oh I got it....... just wasn't humorous at all.

You added too many obstacles of which only one was actually true.

Work on that, I expect better from one of my future taint washers.

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Apr 10, 2023 19:35:52   #
son of witless
 
Kevyn wrote:
No thanks. When I want to
spend 10% of my money to be lied
to so I feel good, I'll go to a strip
club. They have less rules, the
touching is consensual, the music
is way better, and the servings of
wine are much bigger. Overall, it's
just a much better value.


" Overall, it's
just a much better value. "

I imagine that to leftists strip clubs are a better place to take their children. Rather than expose one's offspring to morality that has stood the test of time for 2,000 years, why not show them drag queen performers and let them enjoy their first lap dance ? Most leftists are not into family values and only had children because they got drunk and forgot to show up for their abortion appointments.

Taking the accidental fruit of their loins to bars and strip clubs actually is a better use of their money than putting it in the collection plate of a church. Leftists sure as shooting have no interest in grandchildren. Their kids will get the values of their liberal parents in the temples where those liberal parents conceived them. A good percentage of those kids will go trans and that will take care of their potential offspring.

Now despite all of that a very few will still find a way to knock up a crack whore or two along the way. Look at Hunter Biden. But like Joe Biden no Liberal will have to acknowledge their crack whore grandchildren.

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Apr 10, 2023 19:40:11   #
liberalhunter Loc: Your mom's house
 
son of witless wrote:
" Overall, it's
just a much better value. "

I imagine that to leftists strip clubs are a better place to take their children. Rather than expose one's offspring to morality that has stood the test of time for 2,000 years, why not show them drag queen performers and let them enjoy their first lap dance ? Most leftists are not into family values and only had children because they got drunk and forgot to show up for their abortion appointments.

Taking the accidental fruit of their loins to bars and strip clubs actually is a better use of their money than putting it in the collection plate of a church. Leftists sure as shooting have no interest in grandchildren. Their kids will get the values of their liberal parents in the temples where those liberal parents conceived them. A good percentage of those kids will go trans and that will take care of their potential offspring.

Now despite all of that a very few will still find a way to knock up a crack whore or two along the way. Look at Hunter Biden. But like Joe Biden no Liberal will have to acknowledge their crack whore grandchildren.
" Overall, it's br just a much better value.... (show quote)






Nice!!

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Apr 11, 2023 00:14:54   #
goch1
 
Kevyn wrote:
No thanks. When I want to
spend 10% of my money to be lied
to so I feel good, I'll go to a strip
club. They have less rules, the
touching is consensual, the music
is way better, and the servings of
wine are much bigger. Overall, it's
just a much better value.


Oh, Yeah...... UNTIL JUDGEMENT DAY: Good luck, Kevyn

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Apr 11, 2023 10:52:32   #
Jim0001 Loc: originally from Tennessee, now Virginia, USA
 
Blade_Runner wrote:
What is the lie that's supposed to make us feel good?
What does one buy in a church?

You go to your titty bars, stuff dollar bills in their G-strings and bras, drink the cheap wine,
let 'em sit on your face, prove to those whores you are a man.

Save your hypocrisy and hate for someone who gives a shit.


Syphilis will catch up with him.

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