Butt-Plug: Normal...SEXUALLY CONFUSED...Modern day, supporter of Sodom, & Gomorrah!

Pete: Never met a butt, he didn't Want to "Plug"?

I Used To Be A Normal Person.

I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist, and responsible for slavery.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget, and support myself.


I went to Grammar School and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged."


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 70, making me a useless dinosaur who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat.


I think, reason, and doubt most of what the mainstream media tells me, making me a Right-wing conspiracy nut.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, making me a xenophobe.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair reward according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort, not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.


I believe in the defense and protection of my nation for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.


I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our

National Anthem - so I must be a radical.

Funny - it all took place over the last decade! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which toilet to use... and these days I gotta go more frequently!


GOD BLESS ALL OF US NORMAL PEOPLE!!!

I Used To Be A Normal Person.

I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist, and responsible for slavery.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget, and support myself.


I went to Grammar School and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged."


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 70, making me a useless dinosaur who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat.


I think, reason, and doubt most of what the mainstream media tells me, making me a Right-wing conspiracy nut.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, making me a xenophobe.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair reward according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort, not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.


I believe in the defense and protection of my nation for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.


I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our

National Anthem - so I must be a radical.

Funny - it all took place over the last decade! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which toilet to use... and these days I gotta go more frequently!


GOD BLESS ALL OF US NORMAL PEOPLE!!!

I Used To Be A Normal Person.

I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist, and responsible for slavery.


I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget, and support myself.


I went to Grammar School and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged."


I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me homophobic.


I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 70, making me a useless dinosaur who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat.


I think, reason, and doubt most of what the mainstream media tells me, making me a Right-wing conspiracy nut.


I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, making me a xenophobe.


I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair reward according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.


I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort, not freedom of outcome or subsidies, which must make me a borderline sociopath.


I believe in the defense and protection of my nation for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.


I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our

National Anthem - so I must be a radical.

Funny - it all took place over the last decade! If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which toilet to use... and these days I gotta go more frequently!


GOD BLESS ALL OF US NORMAL PEOPLE!!!