During the holiday season, I usually try to devote myself to some type of self-improvement.
During the Christmas/New Year season just passed, I learned to wrestle alligators. It's not that hard, really; alligators are not as tough or as ferocious as they seem. But I always wanted to know how to wrestle them. Since I am originally from Louisiana, it's been kind of embarrassing to admit that I didn't know, so I found it on a website and learned how.
So, if anyone ever asks, "do you know someone who can wrestle an alligator?", feel free to mention me. I haven't actually done it yet, but I do know how.
For real world experience, though, I'll either have to travel to Louisiana or Florida, or pay for the freight to have a gator brought here, either way, it's gonna cost a bundle.
Until then, I'll just have to be content with knowing I can whup ANY gator's ass every time!
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Charles
eagleye13 wrote:
During the holiday season, I usually try to devote myself to some type of self-improvement.
During the Christmas/New Year season just passed, I learned to wrestle alligators. It's not that hard, really; alligators are not as tough or as ferocious as they seem. But I always wanted to know how to wrestle them. Since I am originally from Louisiana, it's been kind of embarrassing to admit that I didn't know, so I found it on a website and learned how.
So, if anyone ever asks, "do you know someone who can wrestle an alligator?", feel free to mention me. I haven't actually done it yet, but I do know how.
For real world experience, though, I'll either have to travel to Louisiana or Florida, or pay for the freight to have a gator brought here, either way, it's gonna cost a bundle.
Until then, I'll just have to be content with knowing I can whup ANY gator's ass every time!
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Charles
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I have no choice but to admire your motivation.. I will put you on my list of needed specialists for future aid..
On a golf course near you july 2023..
You have what bribem has never did anything but he knows how to do everything
eagleye13 wrote:
During the holiday season, I usually try to devote myself to some type of self-improvement.
During the Christmas/New Year season just passed, I learned to wrestle alligators. It's not that hard, really; alligators are not as tough or as ferocious as they seem. But I always wanted to know how to wrestle them. Since I am originally from Louisiana, it's been kind of embarrassing to admit that I didn't know, so I found it on a website and learned how.
So, if anyone ever asks, "do you know someone who can wrestle an alligator?", feel free to mention me. I haven't actually done it yet, but I do know how.
For real world experience, though, I'll either have to travel to Louisiana or Florida, or pay for the freight to have a gator brought here, either way, it's gonna cost a bundle.
Until then, I'll just have to be content with knowing I can whup ANY gator's ass every time!
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Charles
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I can only guess, because being from Pennsylvania wrestling alligators is not a traditional life skill for me, the big thing is to not get bitten whilst you wrestle the beastie ? Exactly how is that accomplished and what is the size limit of the alligator it is safe to wrestle ?
I knew a woman years ago who raised alligators. She had some 3 footers. They were all females. She told me that they recognized her as the dominant female and wouldn't attack her. The woman was missing a leg, which brought up the obvious question, but cancer rather than her pets took her leg.
eagleye13 wrote:
During the holiday season, I usually try to devote myself to some type of self-improvement.
During the Christmas/New Year season just passed, I learned to wrestle alligators. It's not that hard, really; alligators are not as tough or as ferocious as they seem. But I always wanted to know how to wrestle them. Since I am originally from Louisiana, it's been kind of embarrassing to admit that I didn't know, so I found it on a website and learned how.
So, if anyone ever asks, "do you know someone who can wrestle an alligator?", feel free to mention me. I haven't actually done it yet, but I do know how.
For real world experience, though, I'll either have to travel to Louisiana or Florida, or pay for the freight to have a gator brought here, either way, it's gonna cost a bundle.
Until then, I'll just have to be content with knowing I can whup ANY gator's ass every time!
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Charles
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Sounds like Cavin' McCarthy taking on a job he can't handle and doesn't want to handle. How can he go against his kommiecrat pals?
One wrong move and he's out. That's not what he and the kommiecrats planned. This is awful.
Now what? Cavin' McCarthy has to find a way to stay Speaker and be a kommiecrat while posing as a republican like he's done all his life.
Cavin' knows how to be a republican now, but he's never been one.
I wonder with the mindless MSM feeding the sheep; if it is possible to elect real conservatives.
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