Peaver Bogart wrote:
Story of the Retiring Mailman:
Wife tell hubby, our mail man of 25 years is retiring, Friday is his last day.
Hubby replies, Screw him, give him a plate of cookies and send him on his way.
Hubby get’s home Friday afternoon, wife is sitting on the chair naked, smoking a cigarette. Hubby asks “What the hell?”
Wife I did what you said I screwed him, gave him a plate of cookies and sent him packing.
If the woman of the house at every home the retiring mail man visited treated him exactly the same, that's a lot of cookies, and happy women.