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The four stages of sex
Dec 16, 2022 15:47:00
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Peaver Bogart
Loc: Montana
THE FOUR STAGES OF SEX
Stage 1:
KITCHEN TABLE SEX…This is when you are first married and will have sex anywhere. Even the kitchen table.
Stage 2:
BEDROOM SEX…This is when you have been married for a while and have a kid or two, so you only have sex in the bedroom.
Stage 3:
HALLWAY SEX… This is when you pass each other in the hallway and say “F**K YOU!
Stage 4:
PUBLIC SEX…This is when you go to divorce court and get screwed in front of everybody.
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Dec 16, 2022 16:38:44
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dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Peaver Bogart wrote:
THE FOUR STAGES OF SEX
Stage 1:
KITCHEN TABLE SEX…This is when you are first married and will have sex anywhere. Even the kitchen table.
Stage 2:
BEDROOM SEX…This is when you have been married for a while and have a kid or two, so you only have sex in the bedroom.
Stage 3:
HALLWAY SEX… This is when you pass each other in the hallway and say “F**K YOU!
Stage 4:
PUBLIC SEX…This is when you go to divorce court and get screwed in front of everybody.
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What stage are you in?
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Dec 16, 2022 18:31:37
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Peaver Bogart
Loc: Montana
dtucker300 wrote:
What stage are you in?
LOL, I'm in Stage 3, I reckon. In July, I will have been married for 60 years.
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Dec 16, 2022 19:07:00
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Canuckus Deploracus
Loc: North of the wall
Peaver Bogart wrote:
LOL, I'm in Stage 3, I reckon. In July, I will have been married for 60 years.
Beautiful..
How do you get the walkers on the table???
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Dec 16, 2022 19:20:43
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Peaver Bogart
Loc: Montana
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Beautiful..
How do you get the walkers on the table???
Actually, my wife is in a care home now, I was supposed to get a new hip on 9-30 but i'll have to wait for her to get home so she can take care of me.
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Dec 16, 2022 19:25:13
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Canuckus Deploracus
Loc: North of the wall
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Actually, my wife is in a care home now, I was supposed to get a new hip on 9-30 but i'll have to wait for her to get home so she can take care of me.
Sorry to hear that..
My prayers for both of you🙏
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Dec 16, 2022 19:34:22
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Peaver Bogart
Loc: Montana
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Sorry to hear that..
My prayers for both of you🙏
Thank you.
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Dec 16, 2022 20:14:27
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dtucker300
Loc: Vista, CA
Peaver Bogart wrote:
LOL, I'm in Stage 3, I reckon. In July, I will have been married for 60 years.
60 years!
No one does that anymore. Congratulations Sir.
And Best Wishes to you and your wife this Christmas.
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Dec 16, 2022 21:23:13
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Peaver Bogart
Loc: Montana
dtucker300 wrote:
60 years!
No one does that anymore. Congratulations Sir.
And Best Wishes to you and your wife this Christmas.
Thanks Tucker, and the best Christmas wishes to you and yours.
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Dec 19, 2022 14:07:18
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okie don
Peaver Bogart wrote:
Thanks Tucker, and the best Christmas wishes to you and yours.
Ya got me beat.
We're pushing 58.
Merry Xmas Peaver.
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Dec 19, 2022 15:08:56
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Peaver Bogart
Loc: Montana
okie don wrote:
Ya got me beat.
We're pushing 58.
Merry Xmas Peaver.
Merry Christmas to you and yours too.
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