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New Medicare Part “G” Explained
Dec 14, 2022 01:26:10 #
New Medicare Part “G” Explained
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
You're welcome. Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
You're welcome. Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week!
Dec 14, 2022 02:10:23 #
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eagleye13 wrote:
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It's a satire, right???😁🤔😲
Dec 14, 2022 05:06:35 #
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Dec 14, 2022 06:48:18 #
eagleye13 wrote:
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Or, you could just move to Mexico and then come across the border and declare that you are being politically persecuted in Mexico. The result, free everything for the rest of your life and then bring your family members in after they fled to Mexico and your whole family gets free everything for life.
Dec 14, 2022 07:29:41 #
eagleye13 wrote:
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I will opt for plan H as I want a box of bullets
Dec 14, 2022 07:50:11 #
Bevvy wrote:
I will opt for plan H as I want a box of bullets
Plan H is only for the criminals. Plan G is the only one for the good guys. 1 bullet per 1 good guy. Take it or leave it.
Dec 14, 2022 18:09:17 #
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Dec 15, 2022 15:43:05 #
eagleye13 wrote:
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The hardest past woyld be who to chose with only one bullet
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Dec 15, 2022 15:45:16 #
Big Kahuna wrote:
Plan H is only for the criminals. Plan G is the only one for the good guys. 1 bullet per 1 good guy. Take it or leave it.
Only if they’re standing in line! Close together and it’s a magnum
Dec 15, 2022 16:00:07 #
eagleye13 wrote:
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Ok , I will take an M79 grenade launcher , if I can only get one round
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