A pet owner takes his rottweiler to a veterinarian. He says, " I 'm not sure but I think my dog is cross eyed. " The Vet picks up the dog and examines him, and tells the man " I am going to have to put him down. " The pet owner is very upset, and asks, " Why, because he is cross eyed. " The Vet replies, " No because he's heavy. "
I once dated a girl who was cross eyed. We broke up because she was seeing someone on the side.
This economy is really getting bad. I just heard the cross eyed circumciser got the sack.
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