oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

A businessman who had been "messing around" with an Italian woman had a real problem when she showed up pregnant.

Not wanting his wife to know about it all he told her to go home to Italy and stay there and he would pay to support the child for the first 18 years. Wondering how she would tell him when the blessed event occurred she asked him how and he answered that she should send him a post card withe one word, spaghetti, on it.

9 months later his wife called him at work and reported that they had received a post card from Italy that she couldn't understand. Of course, his answer was to just wait till he got home and could see the card.

Much to his great surprise the message was spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

Three with meat balls and two without. How scary would that be with his promise, in mind?

Loki Loc: Georgia

You mean he gave her his real address?

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

I guess nobody had told him not to "mess around" with Italian women. I knew one in Italy who I would have given my real address or whatever she wanted. Beautiful, Italian woman who I would have brought back to the states if she wanted to come.