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Shark joke
Mar 22, 2022 04:59:55 #
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean discovered survivors of a ship that just sunk. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark as he lead him to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean discovered survivors of a ship that just sunk. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark as he lead him to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
Mar 22, 2022 05:27:10 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking... br br T... (show quote)
I think that's true of all things made fit for consumption...
Mar 22, 2022 08:44:10 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking... br br T... (show quote)
Sound logic there, lol
Mar 22, 2022 09:57:25 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking... br br T... (show quote)
That’s why we should hang leftists by the feet, most of that stuff comes out of their mouth.
Mar 22, 2022 10:38:22 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
That’s why we should hang leftists by the feet, most of that stuff comes out of their mouth.
Wrong section bro
Mar 22, 2022 13:00:58 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Wrong section bro
Just slipped my mind, but that is where lefties go #2
Mar 22, 2022 18:39:46 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
Just slipped my mind, but that is where lefties go #2
Mar 23, 2022 15:45:29 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
That’s why we should hang leftists by the feet, most of that stuff comes out of their mouth.
True that!
Mar 23, 2022 18:18:56 #
Marty 2020 wrote:
That’s why we should hang leftists by the feet, most of that stuff comes out of their mouth.
right on
Mar 27, 2022 15:58:41 #
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Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island
PeterS wrote:
I think that's true of all things made fit for consumption...
How long would it take to get your head cleared?
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