dennisimoto wrote:
A boy was playing with some rubbing alcohol on his front steps when his dad, a Doctor, came home from the clinic. "Hey son, don't waste that stuff, it's very useful. I rubbed some on a woman's tummy this morning and she passed a 7 pound baby boy!" "That's nothing, dad, I splashed some on a cat's behind and it passed a Greyhound bus!"
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says to the grasshopper there is a drink named after you. The grasshopper says they have a drink named Dave.