Media Warns Thousands Of….
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-thousands-of-trump-supporters-may-cross-state-lines-to-attend-thanksgiving-dinnerMedia Warns Thousands Of Americans Planning To Cross State Lines To Celebrate ThanksgivingWASHINGTON, D.C.—News anchors are warning of a shocking new threat as tens of thousands of Americans are brazenly planning to cross state lines next week, with the ostensible purpose of eating turkey and perhaps even a slice of pie.
"State lines! State lines! Aaa!!" screamed Nicole Wallace, making scary faces and waving her hands. "The one line I thought that even Republicans would never cross was a state line. Those evil ogres! Trampling the most sacred of all boundaries! Have they no shame?"
Although previously thought to be innocuous, passing over a state line was recently discovered to be a marker of murderous intent and racism. Local man Geoff Myer, who for decades has traveled a few miles to see his mom across the Illinois border, was shocked to realize he harbored homicidal intent and a deep animosity towards minorities. "Man, I feel awful. All this time I've been ripping apart the fabric of society, and I thought I was just visiting my elderly mom! Lock me away, boys."
In spite of its deeply evil nature, thousands of Americans plan to cross state lines anyway to be with friends and family for Thanksgiving. "It should be no surprise that people who would celebrate the white man's violence toward Native Americans would also commit the most heinous act of white supremacism—crossing state lines," said Joy Reid. "I continue to be shocked and appalled by what white people do in the imaginary narrative I created in my head, a narrative designed to incite hatred and violence, which MSNBC pays tons of money for."
At publication time, sources discovered that while factually most Republicans aren't planning to cross state lines for Thanksgiving, facts are stupid and Republicans are evil.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-thousands-of-trump-supporters-may-cross-state-lines-to-attend-thanksgiving-dinner
Media Warns Thousands Of Americans Planning To Cross State Lines To Celebrate Thanksgiving
WASHINGTON, D.C.—News anchors are warning of a shocking new threat as tens of thousands of Americans are brazenly planning to cross state lines next week, with the ostensible purpose of eating turkey and perhaps even a slice of pie.
"State lines! State lines! Aaa!!" screamed Nicole Wallace, making scary faces and waving her hands. "The one line I thought that even Republicans would never cross was a state line. Those evil ogres! Trampling the most sacred of all boundaries! Have they no shame?"
Although previously thought to be innocuous, passing over a state line was recently discovered to be a marker of murderous intent and racism. Local man Geoff Myer, who for decades has traveled a few miles to see his mom across the Illinois border, was shocked to realize he harbored homicidal intent and a deep animosity towards minorities. "Man, I feel awful. All this time I've been ripping apart the fabric of society, and I thought I was just visiting my elderly mom! Lock me away, boys."
In spite of its deeply evil nature, thousands of Americans plan to cross state lines anyway to be with friends and family for Thanksgiving. "It should be no surprise that people who would celebrate the white man's violence toward Native Americans would also commit the most heinous act of white supremacism—crossing state lines," said Joy Reid. "I continue to be shocked and appalled by what white people do in the imaginary narrative I created in my head, a narrative designed to incite hatred and violence, which MSNBC pays tons of money for."
At publication time, sources discovered that while factually most Republicans aren't planning to cross state lines for Thanksgiving, facts are stupid and Republicans are evil.
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I don't know who the author was of this piece, but s/he has definitely shown how Kommiecrats change history. White men and Natives were not violent toward one another in those days.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-thousands-of-trump-supporters-may-cross-state-lines-to-attend-thanksgiving-dinner
Media Warns Thousands Of Americans Planning To Cross State Lines To Celebrate Thanksgiving
WASHINGTON, D.C.—News anchors are warning of a shocking new threat as tens of thousands of Americans are brazenly planning to cross state lines next week, with the ostensible purpose of eating turkey and perhaps even a slice of pie.
"State lines! State lines! Aaa!!" screamed Nicole Wallace, making scary faces and waving her hands. "The one line I thought that even Republicans would never cross was a state line. Those evil ogres! Trampling the most sacred of all boundaries! Have they no shame?"
Although previously thought to be innocuous, passing over a state line was recently discovered to be a marker of murderous intent and racism. Local man Geoff Myer, who for decades has traveled a few miles to see his mom across the Illinois border, was shocked to realize he harbored homicidal intent and a deep animosity towards minorities. "Man, I feel awful. All this time I've been ripping apart the fabric of society, and I thought I was just visiting my elderly mom! Lock me away, boys."
In spite of its deeply evil nature, thousands of Americans plan to cross state lines anyway to be with friends and family for Thanksgiving. "It should be no surprise that people who would celebrate the white man's violence toward Native Americans would also commit the most heinous act of white supremacism—crossing state lines," said Joy Reid. "I continue to be shocked and appalled by what white people do in the imaginary narrative I created in my head, a narrative designed to incite hatred and violence, which MSNBC pays tons of money for."
At publication time, sources discovered that while factually most Republicans aren't planning to cross state lines for Thanksgiving, facts are stupid and Republicans are evil.
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I love the B. The way they use absurdity to point out the moronic concepts of the left is terrific!!!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
SWMBO wrote:
I love the B. The way they use absurdity to point out the moronic concepts of the left is terrific!!!
I donot know what I would do without my daily
Bee dosage!
AuntiE wrote:
The BabylonBee is a satire site.
Yes, I know. But even satire becomes the truth over time.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
Yes, I know. But even satire becomes the truth over time.
Of late,
The Bee is very close to real news.
AuntiE wrote:
Of late, The Bee is very close to real news.
True. I believe average citizens write those articles for The Bee. That's why they come so close to the truth of what's going on today.
Yeah, gotta check with Dr felchy to see if we can travel
guzzimaestro wrote:
Yeah, gotta check with Dr felchy to see if we can travel
We have a friend who threatens to tell his grandchildren that Santa will not deliver presents this year because of the covid restrictions. We can hardly wait for the response from the grand children about that!!!!
SWMBO wrote:
We have a friend who threatens to tell his grandchildren that Santa will not deliver presents this year because of the covid restrictions. We can hardly wait for the response from the grand children about that!!!!
There's some truth to his threat. Stores haven't getting the shipments they've been waiting for.
Ginny_Dandy wrote:
There's some truth to his threat. Stores haven't getting the shipments they've been waiting for.
My solution would be to make the presents that I want to give my grandchildren. On the other hand, perhaps the grandchildren would not welcome hand made gifts, and all the work they represented, and prefer a simple
store bought gift instead. In that case each child would get a 500 piece puzzle which would be hours of work but would entertain them.
NPP
SWMBO wrote:
My solution would be to make the presents that I want to give my grandchildren. On the other hand, perhaps the grandchildren would not welcome hand made gifts, and all the work they represented, and prefer a simple
store bought gift instead. In that case each child would get a 500 piece puzzle which would be hours of work but would entertain them.
NPP
When I was a kid, I would've loved to have gotten a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle. During and post WWII, me and my mom used to work jigsaw puzzles.
AuntiE wrote:
Of late, The Bee is very close to real news.
I was gonna say, you sure this is satire??
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