The Amish man and the banker.
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"
Sonny Magoo wrote:
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a l... (
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The Amish Farmer hoists the banker on his own petard.
Sonny Magoo wrote:
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $5,000 . The banker asks him what he has for collateral. The Amish man gives the banker 2 horses 2 cows and a plow. The banker agrees and gives the farmer the money.
9 months later the farmer walks into the bank, pays off the balance gets his stuff and waves a leftover $5,000 he's made in the air.
The banker asks, "What are you going to do with your money? Go home and stuff it in your mattress? Why not leave it with me in the bank?"
To which the farmer replies, "Whatcha got for collateral?"
An Amish farmer walks into a bank and asks for a l... (
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Which is why I don't place my money in banks...
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