AuntiE wrote:
A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ” I need something for my eyes… I can’t see very well these days”.
The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.
The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem? Didn’t the glasses help you?”
The snake says, “The glasses are fine doc. I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”