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Aug 16, 2021 16:20:44 #
just for a change
laff a lil instead of hate a lot
A man ran into the house breathless and he said to his wife, “Honey, you should be so proud of me, I just saved $1.50 by not taking the bus, but I chased it all the way home.”
The wife replied, “You want a medal for that? You should have chased a cab and saved yourself $15!”
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning ? though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”
laff a lil instead of hate a lot
A man ran into the house breathless and he said to his wife, “Honey, you should be so proud of me, I just saved $1.50 by not taking the bus, but I chased it all the way home.”
The wife replied, “You want a medal for that? You should have chased a cab and saved yourself $15!”
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning ? though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in.”
Aug 16, 2021 17:26:45 #
badbobby8181 wrote:
just for a change br laff a lil instead of hate a ... (show quote)
Mexico is a civilized nation, they abolished the death penalty.
Aug 16, 2021 18:10:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby8181 wrote:
just for a change br laff a lil instead of hate a ... (show quote)
Not bad for an Ol' Feller.
Aug 16, 2021 20:36:12 #
Aug 17, 2021 06:13:17 #
Kevyn wrote:
Mexico is a civilized nation, they abolished the death penalty.
And yet everybody wants out of there and into the "uncivilized" U.S.A. Go figure.
Aug 20, 2021 16:29:18 #
rjoeholl wrote:
And yet everybody wants out of there and into the "uncivilized" U.S.A. Go figure.
New York and Chicago don’t have death penalty! Ya think! Lots of lead poisoning though
Aug 20, 2021 16:30:07 #
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
New York and Chicago don’t have death penalty! Ya think! Lots of lead poisoning though
Cally had death penalty but gruesome killed it! Another overreach by a dimwit!
Aug 21, 2021 09:17:45 #
valkyrierider
Loc: "Land of Trump"
Kevyn wrote:
Mexico is a civilized nation, they abolished the death penalty.
They just let their Cartels do it for them and they don't have it on their Hands. So much for getting rid of the death penalty. But now a lot of innocent people die instead of felons. The joke is on you. LOL
Aug 21, 2021 10:25:43 #
badbobby8181 wrote:
just for a change br laff a lil instead of hate a ... (show quote)
You do find them my dear friend!😂🤣😅
Aug 21, 2021 10:26:32 #
Kevyn wrote:
Mexico is a civilized nation, they abolished the death penalty.
Leave it to you, no wonder you’re so miserable
Aug 21, 2021 10:28:04 #
rjoeholl wrote:
And yet everybody wants out of there and into the "uncivilized" U.S.A. Go figure.
One could surmise they didn’t really abolish the death penalty, they just turned it over to the cartel and the rest of them to take care of business so they didn’t have to invest any money. Still like sad comment to make in a humorous thread.
Pity the poor soul tormented by his callous disregard...
Aug 21, 2021 10:29:08 #
valkyrierider wrote:
They just let their Cartels do it for them and they don't have it on their Hands. So much for getting rid of the death penalty. But now a lot of innocent people die instead of felons. The joke is on you. LOL
Well said sorry I hadn’t gotten to your thread before I posted mine. Great minds think a like Val, always nice to see you.
Aug 21, 2021 23:12:21 #
valkyrierider
Loc: "Land of Trump"
lindajoy wrote:
Well said sorry I hadn’t gotten to your thread before I posted mine. Great minds think a like Val, always nice to see you.
I like the way you worded it. Hope he gets the point.
Read up on Ivermectin. I buy mine from The farm supply store and it works, No matter what Kevyn thinks or says. I know a lot of people that have taken it and have not gotten sick.
God to see you on here.
Aug 22, 2021 09:38:50 #
valkyrierider wrote:
I like the way you worded it. Hope he gets the point.
Read up on Ivermectin. I buy mine from The farm supply store and it works, No matter what Kevyn thinks or says. I know a lot of people that have taken it and have not gotten sick.
God to see you on here.
Read up on Ivermectin. I buy mine from The farm supply store and it works, No matter what Kevyn thinks or says. I know a lot of people that have taken it and have not gotten sick.
God to see you on here.
I will read up on it and Thank you for the suggestion..Now 19 months covid free I am grateful for it having been tested two times...
I have heard of Ivermectin before...What I read then described it as fighting parasites and found to work against severe respiratory infections yet not approved to use for covid..Guess they needed to protect all those big pharm companies and their money first~~~
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