Reminds me of the question-- "what's the fastest bird in Ethiopia" Answer--"the chicken"
skyrider wrote:
Reminds me of the question-- "what's the fastest bird in Ethiopia" Answer--"the chicken"
And here I always thought it was camels that were called "ships of the desert" instead of goats.
lpnmajor wrote:
That was baaaaad.
I'll ram in a comment, shear bleating baloney though.
A man joined two others in the Alps herding sheep. After a while he asked what the others did for sex.
"See all those sheep? What do you thing we do."
"So if I did it with a sheep you would consider it normal?"
"Sure, we do it all the time"
So he grabs a sheep and does his thing. When he looks up, the other two are laughing.
Feeling embarrassed he asks "Did I do it wrong?"
"No, you did it right"
"So what's so funny?"
"You just went and picked the ugliest sheep in the flock."
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