dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Here's a little Math ha-ha for you... 😁
This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.



Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

SWMBO

[quote=dtucker300]Here's a little Math ha-ha for you... 😁
This comes from two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.


This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and [b]Knowledge[b/] will get you close, and [b/Attitude[/b] will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.



Now you know why Politicians are where they are![/quote]

That is great. I am sending this post on to many friends!!!!

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

It's been around for a long time but I thought it was very appropriate considering where we are at in the country.

GmanTerry

Only problem is; if the math is correct, you're a RACIST. The left declared that correct arithmetic solutions are white supremest racist because minorities cannot achieve the same results. So 3 + 4 = 5 is correct, but 3 + 4 = 7 is racist.

Semper Fi

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA