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The Honorable Tom Harkin

731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510



Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for
becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the
Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's
provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United
States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a
$2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a
good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started
before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes
every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can
apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result
for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2018 and 2020.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local
emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped
paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could
save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges
throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden
of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car
insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have
college-age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach 'illegal alien' status rather
then just a bonafide citizen of the USA )

Jesus Gonzales
Burlington, IA

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Beautiful.

Jlw Loc: Wisconsin

😁

EmilyD

Are there any people still waiting in line to become citizens the legal way? If so, they must feel foolish watching illegals move to the head of the line, not have to have medical exams, not have to learn English or comply with any of the other laws that require legal citizenship.

Is there even still a line for people waiting to become legal citizens??

ExperienceCounts

If those who voted for open borders would put their money where their mouth is, we could solve two problems at once.

For voters who want open borders, tear down the fences around your homes (and government buildings), leave the windows down on your cars, take off the doors of your homes. You can fire security--armed forces, police, private security, federal or state law officers. Nothing to guard here, everyone's welcome in your home.

If you want to increase immigration numbers, you personally sponsor someone looking to enter legally. Give them a job. Give them a place to stay on your property.

And while you are at it, sponsor a least one homeless American citizen's family. Give them a job, give them a place to live on your property.

If you are not willing to do the same thing for an American citizen in need that you are willing to do for non-citizens, you are a racist hypocrite. <Snark>