My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
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Gee, that could be the story of my life at this point too. Those 5 gentlemen sure do get around, don't they?
SWMBO
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
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OMG! That means I'm gay, because I see them dudes too.
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
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And she told him all of this on a Bill Adieu.
slatten49 wrote:
My wife, the sweet & lovely Sgt. Major, left me this note some time ago. I was devastated.
Darling, I am seeing five new gentlemen (give or take) everyday now!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritus shows up and usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired. So, I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life
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You know you're getting old when you and the missus start rubbing Ben Gay on each other rather than the massage oils.
If you are a homosexual, you can't blame it on arthritis no matter how hard you try to do so.
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