The Hooker's Union
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.
His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
(see the first photo)
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
(see the second photo)
NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.
His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
(see the first photo)
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
(see the second photo)
NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (
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Forced retirement should be a new union rule!
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.
His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
(see the first photo)
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
(see the second photo)
NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (
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You didn't! Lol DT!!! Funny
dtucker300 wrote:
The Hooker's Union
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop.
His search continued until finally, he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blue-eyed blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
(see the first photo)
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to an 80-year-old woman in the corner, "but Nancy here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
(see the second photo)
NOW you know what's wrong with the seniority system in the House and Senate.
The Hooker's Union br br br A dedicated Teamste... (
show quote)
Great post. That puts it on the level that even the Democrats can understand it.
NPP
GoCubs wrote:
You didn't! Lol DT!!! Funny
I couldn't help myself.
I apologize if I offended anyone.
dtucker300 wrote:
I couldn't help myself.
I apologize if I offended anyone.
I'm SO offended! How dare you! Lol! Not! It's hilarious!!! Loved it!
skyrider wrote:
Where boners go to die.
I can't believe you went there!
dtucker300 wrote:
I couldn't help myself.
I apologize if I offended anyone.
Ur liberal memes were very offensive apologize for those! Are u rallying left? You apologize to libs but not for the previous trash u posted!
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