New Security Strategy...
Oct 10, 2020 13:57:11 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
New Security Strategy
Sad, but true! Not a bad strategy, though.
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last !!
Sad, but true! Not a bad strategy, though.
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last !!
Oct 10, 2020 14:01:47 #
Oct 10, 2020 14:10:41 #
Oct 10, 2020 15:14:32 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Don't believe a word of it and I'll tell you for why, two words written in a package of ancient hieroglyphics meaning if you can't walk like an Egyptian your unlikely to be one, and the two words are Henry Kissinger, as you probably know Kissinger is on a roll in Peking today been there since 1973 organising the Christian Crusade on behalf of the Jews.
Kissinger warned yesterday that WW1 was on the way due to Pompeo mainly but that included Trump too because it's GOP policy that Trump refuses to go out on a limb on.
However Pompeo is more than willing to lock you up and Biden's a spit ball copy of LBJ who'll lock you up faster than the foreseeable future if Trump goes under and Pompeo leads a Pence permanent opposition like Harris is leading Biden out of opposition because their supporters are not rooted in the past with worn out cliches.
Oct 10, 2020 15:29:11 #
I was enjoying this thread. But now, like the grandfather in Moonstruck, I'm so confused.
Oct 11, 2020 03:15:03 #
Jlw
Loc: Wisconsin
rich boise wrote:
I was enjoying this thread. But now, like the grandfather in Moonstruck, I'm so confused.
He is a little bit different
Oct 11, 2020 06:32:46 #
Oct 11, 2020 07:49:34 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
New Security Strategy br br Sad, but true! Not ... (show quote)
My brother the lawyer was doing that 20 years ago.
It worked!!
Oct 12, 2020 00:09:14 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
New Security Strategy br br Sad, but true! Not ... (show quote)
so painfully funny...thanks for posting
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