Oldsailor65 wrote:
A man goes to the doctor to get a brain transplant...
Doctor: "OK, we have two different kinds of brain matter. The conservative brain is $3.00 dollars a pound, and the liberal brain is $60,000.00 dollars a pound."
Patient: "Holy shit, why is the liberal brain so expensive?"
Doctor: "Do you know how many liberals it takes to get a pound of brain matter?"