EmilyD

....Hi Lonewolf - can you understand any of this?

An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a "bar".

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out”, we don't serve your type."

A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

A synonym strolls into a tavern.

At the end of the day, a cliche walks into a bar as”fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.

”Jill Thomas Doyle"

Smedley_buzkill

I knew there was a reason I like you.

bahmer

When Slatten was on here he talked to lonewolf. He was and is friends with many ex military here on OPP. I am also while not es military am a friend of Lon Slatten and Badbobby. Slatten told me that lonewolf while serving in this countries military I believe it was the marines suffered from something that was miliary related and that had affected him and will probably affect him for the rest of his natural life. While I don' agree with his political viewpoints anyone that has served in this countries military is free to express his opinions anytime that he or she wants. That is my stance and I will keep that stance as long as I shall live. Many people have gone into the service whole and come out mere shells of their former selves and it is a shame and I feel that we should refrain from criticizing them for it. Criticize his viewpoints and his political views but please don't criticize him. Some things may just be beyond his control. Thanks for listening.

EmilyD

I'm sorry, I just don't buy that all he puts forth here is his viewpoints and political views. Some of his recent posts:

"What's in this for you do you get paid to help destroy our Country ,what's he pay you with puss filled diapers"

"Not as ignorant as you if that shit was any good we would use it.
The only one killing Americans is trump and his ignorant base."

"If your in a dog park democrats are dogs and republicans are on the soles of your shoes."

"No your the loser for suporting a puss filled con artist who cheats on his wife with hookers.
So your morals must a line with his, that is you have none."

"How many of you losers pay for sex"

"Your talking about zoos wife now"

His experiences in the military are no excuse for his obvious hatred that he spews. If he can dish it out, he sure should be able to take it.

bahmer

All that I did was give my view point you can do as you please. I prefer to ignore his rantings is all.

EmilyD

No, what you did was to justify his rants and criticize mine.

bahmer

I never read lonewolfs rants or comments nor do I for the most part read yours but this was addressed to lonewolf and that is why i responded. You can do as you please.

Lonewolf

Should be completely obvious to you Emily that I could care less ,history will show I'm on the right side and that's good enough for me.

EmilyD

You could care less. Case in point. I couldn't care less what you think.

Lonewolf

Then why are you wasting our time with your foolishness?

teabag09

Thanks, I had to look a few up so my vocabulary has been advanced thanks to LW. Mike