Perfect Quarterback...
Aug 8, 2020 14:00:45 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then, one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football...and the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
Then, one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football...and the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
Aug 8, 2020 14:12:13 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The coach had put together the perfect team for th... (show quote)
Terrific finish. Thanks!!!!!
Aug 8, 2020 14:19:25 #
EL
Loc: Massachusetts
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The coach had put together the perfect team for th... (show quote)
GREAT!!! Didn't even come close to seeing that coming.
Thanks!!
Stay well.
Aug 8, 2020 14:30:18 #
EL wrote:
GREAT!!! Didn't even come close to seeing that coming.
Thanks!!
Stay well.
Thanks!!
Stay well.
El, you stay well, too.
Aug 8, 2020 14:37:57 #
Aug 8, 2020 15:10:50 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"
OBG
Aug 8, 2020 19:01:28 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The coach had put together the perfect team for th... (show quote)
Bam! Didn't see that one coming! Beautiful Don!
Aug 8, 2020 20:35:30 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
The coach had put together the perfect team for th... (show quote)
LOL!
I won't be surprised if Aaron Rodgers ends up there!
Aug 9, 2020 14:25:42 #
Aug 10, 2020 15:31:45 #
Don D. Dinsdale: Best joke ever! Already sent it to a cousin 20 miles from Chicago and that isn't
even a joke...it is WHAT is going on. Chicago is indeed a "basket of hell!" Look at the Mayor and
it tells it all...Thanks...wonderful joke....appeals to all!
even a joke...it is WHAT is going on. Chicago is indeed a "basket of hell!" Look at the Mayor and
it tells it all...Thanks...wonderful joke....appeals to all!
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