I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds
of birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.
Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!
Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.
And other birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder
and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess
and took down the many nests
they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ... quiet, serene...
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
Now let's see...
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.
Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second-grade class
is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ours are squawking and
screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!
dtucker300 wrote:
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds
of birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.
Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!
Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.
And other birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder
and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess
and took down the many nests
they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ... quiet, serene...
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
Now let's see...
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.
Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second-grade class
is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ours are squawking and
screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it br on my back p... (
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The birds are entertaining in exchange for the food we provide for the and do not demand more and better food each day. If you forget to feed them they will fly around and make noise before moving on. They will not threaten your very being if they don't get fed.
SWMBO wrote:
The birds are entertaining in exchange for the food we provide for the and do not demand more and better food each day. If you forget to feed them they will fly around and make noise before moving on. They will not threaten your very being if they don't get fed.
Then why do they post "Please Do Not Feed The Bears" signs in National Parks? Birds are birds, and Leftists, progressives, socialist, communist, Antifa, BLM, and Illegal Aliens are people and they can threaten your very being. It's an analogy. We don't need to encourage them in the first place.
[quote=dtucker300]I bought a bird feeder.
Right on. I'll pass it on, thanks for the post
dtucker300 wrote:
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds
of birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.
Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!
Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.
And other birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder
and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess
and took down the many nests
they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ... quiet, serene...
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
Now let's see...
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.
Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second-grade class
is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ours are squawking and
screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it br on my back p... (
show quote)
Just bring in one big mean hawk and those little commie birds will be gone. Trump could be like the hawk and hopefully in his 2nd term he will clean up the mess that the demorat commie birds have left us.
dtucker300 wrote:
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it
on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds
of birds taking advantage of
the continuous flow of free and
easily accessible food.
But then the birds started
building nests in the boards
of the patio, above the table,
and next to the barbecue.
Then came the shit. It was
everywhere: on the patio tile,
the chairs, the table ...
everywhere!
Then some of the birds
turned mean. They would
dive bomb me and try to
peck me even though I had
fed them out of my own
pocket.
And other birds were
boisterous and loud. They
sat on the feeder and
squawked and screamed at
all hours of the day and night
and demanded that I fill it
when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even
sit on my own back porch
anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder
and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess
and took down the many nests
they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like
it used to be ... quiet, serene...
and no one demanding their
rights to a free meal.
Now let's see...
Our government gives out
free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free
education, and allows anyone
born here to be an automatic
citizen.
Then the illegals came by the
tens of thousands. Suddenly
our taxes went up to pay for
free services; small apartments
are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen
by an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second-grade class
is behind other schools because
over half the class doesn't speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a
bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
talk to me in English, and
people waving flags other
than ours are squawking and
screaming in the streets,
demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not,
just continue cleaning up the shit!
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it br on my back p... (
show quote)
all the parks have signs.
Please don't feed the animals.
They'll get accustomed to it, but they can't figure that out about the freebies.
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