Hollywood Actors Pledge...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity-hollywood-actors-pledge-never-to-take-a-role-where-they-have-to-pretend-to-be-someone-theyre-notHollywood Actors Pledge Never To Take A Role Where They Have To Pretend To Be Someone ElseJune 30th, 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a push for inclusivity, actors across Hollywood resigned from their roles today and took a pledge never to take a role where they have to act like someone they are not.
The actors resigned from their roles en masse since they are hatefully appropriating the experiences of other people when they act.
"Actors should not act like someone else, since this is appropriating the culture, thoughts, acts, and attitudes of a different person," said Alyssa Milano in an Instagram video. "I would also like to apologize for the times I have acted like I am someone that I am not, from the time I was pretending to be a witch even though I am not really a witch, to the time... wait, that's the only role I can remember. I'm sure I had a few more. I'm sorry for those too."
There are only a few actors still left in major roles after this, with Larry David being allowed to continue playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm, among others.
Marvel in particular has been hit hard, and the company is currently frantically searching for people who have actual superpowers or are real Norse gods to play their big roles. They did manage to find an actual raccoon and a live tree to play Rocket and Groot, respectively, wishing Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel good luck in their future careers, should someone decide to make a movie about Bradley Cooper or Vin Diesel.
Many actors lost starring roles in huge productions due to this movement, though Alyssa Milano still has the same number of big-name parts that she did before the movement started.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity-hollywood-actors-pledge-never-to-take-a-role-where-they-have-to-pretend-to-be-someone-theyre-not
Hollywood Actors Pledge Never To Take A Role Where They Have To Pretend To Be Someone Else
June 30th, 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a push for inclusivity, actors across Hollywood resigned from their roles today and took a pledge never to take a role where they have to act like someone they are not.
The actors resigned from their roles en masse since they are hatefully appropriating the experiences of other people when they act.
"Actors should not act like someone else, since this is appropriating the culture, thoughts, acts, and attitudes of a different person," said Alyssa Milano in an Instagram video. "I would also like to apologize for the times I have acted like I am someone that I am not, from the time I was pretending to be a witch even though I am not really a witch, to the time... wait, that's the only role I can remember. I'm sure I had a few more. I'm sorry for those too."
There are only a few actors still left in major roles after this, with Larry David being allowed to continue playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm, among others.
Marvel in particular has been hit hard, and the company is currently frantically searching for people who have actual superpowers or are real Norse gods to play their big roles. They did manage to find an actual raccoon and a live tree to play Rocket and Groot, respectively, wishing Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel good luck in their future careers, should someone decide to make a movie about Bradley Cooper or Vin Diesel.
Many actors lost starring roles in huge productions due to this movement, though Alyssa Milano still has the same number of big-name parts that she did before the movement started.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity... (
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John Wayne could only play John Wayne no matter what role he was playing.
SWMBO wrote:
John Wayne could only play John Wayne no matter what role he was playing.
Jimmy Stewert could play many different roles and that is why he was a great actor.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity-hollywood-actors-pledge-never-to-take-a-role-where-they-have-to-pretend-to-be-someone-theyre-not
Hollywood Actors Pledge Never To Take A Role Where They Have To Pretend To Be Someone Else
June 30th, 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a push for inclusivity, actors across Hollywood resigned from their roles today and took a pledge never to take a role where they have to act like someone they are not.
The actors resigned from their roles en masse since they are hatefully appropriating the experiences of other people when they act.
"Actors should not act like someone else, since this is appropriating the culture, thoughts, acts, and attitudes of a different person," said Alyssa Milano in an Instagram video. "I would also like to apologize for the times I have acted like I am someone that I am not, from the time I was pretending to be a witch even though I am not really a witch, to the time... wait, that's the only role I can remember. I'm sure I had a few more. I'm sorry for those too."
There are only a few actors still left in major roles after this, with Larry David being allowed to continue playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm, among others.
Marvel in particular has been hit hard, and the company is currently frantically searching for people who have actual superpowers or are real Norse gods to play their big roles. They did manage to find an actual raccoon and a live tree to play Rocket and Groot, respectively, wishing Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel good luck in their future careers, should someone decide to make a movie about Bradley Cooper or Vin Diesel.
Many actors lost starring roles in huge productions due to this movement, though Alyssa Milano still has the same number of big-name parts that she did before the movement started.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity... (
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What a silly concept. An actor acts.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Fodaoson wrote:
What a silly concept. An actor acts.
Apparently the
”concept” of satire escaped your tiny brain.
I guess it did. I just would not put it past some of Hollywood's people
Fodaoson wrote:
What a silly concept. An actor acts.
Right, it's the whole point of being an actor. ANYBODY can be themselves.
Fodaoson wrote:
I guess it did. I just would not put it past some of Hollywood's people
I actually thought Hollywood people had no brains.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity-hollywood-actors-pledge-never-to-take-a-role-where-they-have-to-pretend-to-be-someone-theyre-not
Hollywood Actors Pledge Never To Take A Role Where They Have To Pretend To Be Someone Else
June 30th, 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a push for inclusivity, actors across Hollywood resigned from their roles today and took a pledge never to take a role where they have to act like someone they are not.
The actors resigned from their roles en masse since they are hatefully appropriating the experiences of other people when they act.
"Actors should not act like someone else, since this is appropriating the culture, thoughts, acts, and attitudes of a different person," said Alyssa Milano in an Instagram video. "I would also like to apologize for the times I have acted like I am someone that I am not, from the time I was pretending to be a witch even though I am not really a witch, to the time... wait, that's the only role I can remember. I'm sure I had a few more. I'm sorry for those too."
There are only a few actors still left in major roles after this, with Larry David being allowed to continue playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm, among others.
Marvel in particular has been hit hard, and the company is currently frantically searching for people who have actual superpowers or are real Norse gods to play their big roles. They did manage to find an actual raccoon and a live tree to play Rocket and Groot, respectively, wishing Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel good luck in their future careers, should someone decide to make a movie about Bradley Cooper or Vin Diesel.
Many actors lost starring roles in huge productions due to this movement, though Alyssa Milano still has the same number of big-name parts that she did before the movement started.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity... (
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I am trying out for the role of Superman. My wife said I was super and I am a man!! I'll even take a dna test to prove it. While Brad "under the arm" Pitt and Leo Di"crap"rio are still trying to determine what sex they are, I will be starring in the role of the "man of steel". Alyssa Milano can even squeeze my "buns of steel" and I won't sue her for sexual harassment.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity-hollywood-actors-pledge-never-to-take-a-role-where-they-have-to-pretend-to-be-someone-theyre-not
Hollywood Actors Pledge Never To Take A Role Where They Have To Pretend To Be Someone Else
June 30th, 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a push for inclusivity, actors across Hollywood resigned from their roles today and took a pledge never to take a role where they have to act like someone they are not.
The actors resigned from their roles en masse since they are hatefully appropriating the experiences of other people when they act.
"Actors should not act like someone else, since this is appropriating the culture, thoughts, acts, and attitudes of a different person," said Alyssa Milano in an Instagram video. "I would also like to apologize for the times I have acted like I am someone that I am not, from the time I was pretending to be a witch even though I am not really a witch, to the time... wait, that's the only role I can remember. I'm sure I had a few more. I'm sorry for those too."
There are only a few actors still left in major roles after this, with Larry David being allowed to continue playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm, among others.
Marvel in particular has been hit hard, and the company is currently frantically searching for people who have actual superpowers or are real Norse gods to play their big roles. They did manage to find an actual raccoon and a live tree to play Rocket and Groot, respectively, wishing Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel good luck in their future careers, should someone decide to make a movie about Bradley Cooper or Vin Diesel.
Many actors lost starring roles in huge productions due to this movement, though Alyssa Milano still has the same number of big-name parts that she did before the movement started.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity... (
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WOW. Guess we are closing the gates of Hollywood forever.....about time.
They have vowed not to take a role where they have to play someone they are not.
WHAT!! WTF! THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO!
AuntiE wrote:
Apparently the ”concept” of satire escaped your tiny brain.
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I like your cat AuntiE. She is beautiful.
Has anyone seen or read anything about nutball Pelosi presenting George Floyd's
family with a folded American flag?
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity-hollywood-actors-pledge-never-to-take-a-role-where-they-have-to-pretend-to-be-someone-theyre-not
Hollywood Actors Pledge Never To Take A Role Where They Have To Pretend To Be Someone Else
June 30th, 2020
HOLLYWOOD, CA—In a push for inclusivity, actors across Hollywood resigned from their roles today and took a pledge never to take a role where they have to act like someone they are not.
The actors resigned from their roles en masse since they are hatefully appropriating the experiences of other people when they act.
"Actors should not act like someone else, since this is appropriating the culture, thoughts, acts, and attitudes of a different person," said Alyssa Milano in an Instagram video. "I would also like to apologize for the times I have acted like I am someone that I am not, from the time I was pretending to be a witch even though I am not really a witch, to the time... wait, that's the only role I can remember. I'm sure I had a few more. I'm sorry for those too."
There are only a few actors still left in major roles after this, with Larry David being allowed to continue playing himself in Curb Your Enthusiasm, among others.
Marvel in particular has been hit hard, and the company is currently frantically searching for people who have actual superpowers or are real Norse gods to play their big roles. They did manage to find an actual raccoon and a live tree to play Rocket and Groot, respectively, wishing Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel good luck in their future careers, should someone decide to make a movie about Bradley Cooper or Vin Diesel.
Many actors lost starring roles in huge productions due to this movement, though Alyssa Milano still has the same number of big-name parts that she did before the movement started.
https://babylonbee.com/news/to-promote-inclusivity... (
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Does this mean we don't have to listen to actors pretending to know what's best for the country and the rest of their BS
bggamers wrote:
Does this mean we don't have to listen to actors p... (
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You don't have to listen to them now. JUST TURN THE TV OFF, and go take a walk, call a friend, play with your dog, read to your kids. You don't have to listen to the TV, It is not mandated YET!!! The Progressives are working on that as we speak.
NPP
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