archie bunker wrote:
When will you send my check? I've been waiting all of my life but it never shows up, so I've had to drag my ass out of bed every day, go to work, and take care of myself, and my family.
I'm a red stater, so quit being such a tightass, and send me the money! I could use a few days off already!
You never got one? I'd write the IRS or someone. I think the second check is a hoax, but that first one is real.